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Thread: Man Risks Death By Not Pooping For 40 Days

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    You know how I know this is fake news?

    Because that guy is full of shit!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    You know how I know this is fake news?

    Because that guy is full of shit!!
    You just never know what some people will do when they find themselves in a pinch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    You know how I know this is fake news?

    Because that guy is full of shit!!
    Yeah, makes about as much sense as a two-legged stool.

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    Perhaps... if they took him to a golf course in the middle of the night?

    (Have to drag him over to Scotland!)

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    They need to cut the poor guy loosen.

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    You also run the risk of pooping if you don't die for 40 days. Quite the conundrum.
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    The only liquids they should allow him to have should be that stuff they give you before you get a colonoscopy. that will get things moving whether he wants to or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatist View Post
    The only liquids they should allow him to have should be that stuff they give you before you get a colonoscopy. that will get things moving whether he wants to or not.
    Yeah, I was gonna say, can't they give him something to make him go?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Babba View Post
    Yeah, I was gonna say, can't they give him something to make him go?
    They tried to give him laxatives, but he's refusing to take them.
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    I bet he is just really shy. I mean who likes pooping in front of people? Especially the cops!
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