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    Quote Originally Posted by johnflesh View Post
    I bet he is just really shy. I mean who likes pooping in front of people? Especially the cops!
    Plus, just the uneasiness of being locked away in the bowels of the prison.
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    I went on a weeklong camping trip when I was in high school. I subsisted on little more than ramen noodles, beef jerky, and water. I didn't take a crap that whole week.

    I still think I deserve a merit badge of some sort for that.
    I remember back when I was fighting fires. We were in Idaho, and the higher-ups decided to helicopter my crew into a spike-camp on the backside of the fire. They dropped us off on the top of a mountain with our gear and a bunch of cases of MRE's. So, after about three days I realized something was wrong, I was backing-up badly, and it was starting to affect my work. I felt awfully heavy, but fortunately I had some Senokot with me, so I took some. No effect. The next day I ate little and took an extra dose or two of Senokot. Still no effect. I was even more uncomfortable, so, with some trepidation, I told my crew boss, fully expecting him to ridicule me and broadcast my problem to the crew, but he seemed concerned as I was. He told me that the next day a medic was scheduled to be helicoptered in for a visit, and I should be sure to see him.

    The next day I met the medic, told him it had now been 5 days since I'd had a movement, and he told me he'd helicopter in the next day with some laxatives since the helicopter would be bringing buckets of hot food, hot-dogs, hamburgers and such anyway, so I continued munching on the Senokot and little else. I was very hungry at this point yet still couldn't eat.

    The next day, still no movement, toward the end of the day a helicopter came with the food and the medic; the medic looked me up and said, "I've got something for your problem."

    It was Senokot, so I had to suffer everyone chowing on hot food while I fed my hunger with yet more Senokot.

    The seventh day the dam burst, and I was soon back to my normal self.

    The moral of the story is eat laxatives with MRE's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BitterPill View Post
    I remember back when I was fighting fires. We were in Idaho, and the higher-ups decided to helicopter my crew into a spike-camp on the backside of the fire. They dropped us off on the top of a mountain with our gear and a bunch of cases of MRE's. So, after about three days I realized something was wrong, I was backing-up badly, and it was starting to affect my work. I felt awfully heavy, but fortunately I had some Senokot with me, so I took some. No effect. The next day I ate little and took an extra dose or two of Senokot. Still no effect. I was even more uncomfortable, so, with some trepidation, I told my crew boss, fully expecting him to ridicule me and broadcast my problem to the crew, but he seemed concerned as I was. He told me that the next day a medic was scheduled be helicoptered in for a visit, and I should be sure to see him.

    The next day I met the medic, told him it had now been 5 days since I'd had a movement, and he told me he'd helicopter in the next day with some laxatives since the helicopter would be bringing buckets of hot food, hot-dogs, hamburgers and such anyway, so I continued munching on the Senokot and little else. I was very hungry at this point yet still couldn't eat.

    The next day, still no movement, toward the end of the day a helicopter came with the food and the medic; the medic looked me up and said, "I've got something for your problem."

    It was Senokot, so I had to suffer everyone chowing on hot food while I fed my hunger with yet more Senokot.

    The seventh day the dam burst, and I was soon back to my normal self.

    The moral of the story is eat laxatives with MRE's.
    I won't get into the story, but NEVER take a laxative and a sleeping pill in the same night.
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    Do you think we will still be talking about this for 40 days after the OP?

    We should do a deadpool. I mean deadpoop.

    You get 40 internets if you guess the day he poops. 80 if you can source the event in any way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnflesh View Post
    Do you think we will still be talking about this for 40 days after the OP?

    We should do a deadpool. I mean deadpoop.

    You get 40 internets if you guess the day he poops. 80 if you can source the event in any way.
    I think it's hard for most of us to hold poop while on PH.

    It's sort of a laxative.
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnflesh View Post
    Do you think we will still be talking about this for 40 days after the OP?

    We should do a deadpool. I mean deadpoop.

    You get 40 internets if you guess the day he poops. 80 if you can source the event in any way.
    I'm in, but I have to tell you I've got good experience at this kind of thing. The town I grew up in was so small and rural, we did Cowpie Bingo a couple times a year at high school football games.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    I'm in, but I have to tell you I've got good experience at this kind of thing. The town I grew up in was so small and rural, we did Cowpie Bingo a couple times a year at high school football games.

    I'm from Texas. Bring it.
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