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    Man Risks Death By Not Pooping For 40 Days


    A man has been holding in a poo for over 40 days now, seriously risking his own health.

    Lamarr Chambers was pulled over by police on the January 17 after a chase in Essex, UK, the BBC report. When they looked in his car "officers saw him moving his head towards his hand as if he was eating something," prosecutor Kathy Wilson said.


    Though the defendant says this was chicken, the police believe he has swallowed drugs. He has since been placed in a cell with a modified toilet that would allow the police to search for any evidence in his stool.

    Since his arrest he has gone on a "toilet strike" and is refusing to take a poop, restricting his meal intake in order to prevent the inevitable according to prosecutors, though his defense lawyers argue he is genuinely trying to evacuate his bowels.


    A magistrates court has been told that Chambers, 24, has refused laxatives and an X-ray. He has smashed the previous record of holding in a bowel movement in police custody, which is believed to be 32 days, according to the BBC.


    The court has been told by his defense that he has not been given privacy for the duration of his arrest.
    "There's the potential of something going seriously wrong. We're in an arena of risk of death."


    Ridiculous. The guy could die for this.

    Man Risks Death By Not Pooping For 40 Days | IFLScience

    I don't know the laws in Britain, but if they have a requirement for a speedy trial, it seems they shouldn't be able to postpone charging him because he's not willing to let his own waste testify against him.
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    I don't understand how he does that. Restricting food is not enough to prevent a BM. Weird.

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    I went on a weeklong camping trip when I was in high school. I subsisted on little more than ramen noodles, beef jerky, and water. I didn't take a crap that whole week.

    I still think I deserve a merit badge of some sort for that.

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    Kinda gives new meaning to the phrase, I don't give a shit".

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    Give this guy a government job! There's no way he'd be the leaker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    Give this guy a government job! There's no way he'd be the leaker.
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    I feel like there's more to this story. Like something is being held back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    I feel like there's more to this story. Like something is being held back.
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    I still don't understand what he is trying to accomplish. It's got to come out at some time...................

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