Thread: The Mind of a Conspiracy Theorist

Originally Posted by johnflesh

I find conspiracy theories just a hair less entertaining than online psychological exams.

Mmmhmm, I think you just want me to believe that so you can cover up the truth.

Originally Posted by boontito

Mmmhmm, I think you just want me to believe that so you can cover up the truth.

Ever notice how your average dumb fuck conspiracy theorists always ask for proof of the obvious, verifiable truth, as though it were a mystery......while being completely dumbfounded when normal people question their sources.

Originally Posted by Orwell Huxley

Ever notice how your average dumb fuck conspiracy theorists always ask for proof of the obvious, verifiable truth, as though it were a mystery......while being completely dumbfounded when normal people question their sources.

A closed mind is not a learning one.

Originally Posted by Ronin Tetsuro

A closed mind is not a learning one.

A mind open to every ridiculous theory is not a thoughtful or mature one.

Took the profile: Looks like I'm a skeptic.

9/11
Overall, you believe theories about 9/11 to be definitely untrue.

J.F.K.
Overall, you believe theories about J.F.K. to be definitely untrue.

Diana
Overall, you believe theories about Diana to be definitely untrue.

7/7 (In my defense, I had no idea what 7/7 even was...I had to look it up)
Overall, you believe theories about 7/7 to be not particulary true nor untrue.

Climate Change
Overall, you believe theories about climate change to be not particulary true nor untrue.

UFOs
Overall, you believe theories about UFOs to be definitely untrue.

AIDS
Overall, you believe theories about AIDS to be definitely untrue.

Vaccines
Overall, you believe theories about vaccines to be definitely untrue.

I love to debunk conspiracy theories...what condition do I have?

Originally Posted by Spookycolt

I love to debunk conspiracy theories...what condition do I have?

Pink Boy Syndrome!

1. PINKS: (Colloq) Slang corruption of the formal SubGenius derogatory
term PINK BOYS, meaning any sheeplike status-quo normalcy dupe, living
in terror of making his or her own decisions, usually possessed of an
unusually 'blank' facial expression, characterized by mental temerity
masked by physical self-assurance. Term does not refer to skin color,
sexual identity or proclivities, or age, though it does derive from black
slang for "suburban white man." What is "pink," in the Subgenius
definition, is their outlook.

The Book Of The SubGenius,: Intro and Ch. 1

Originally Posted by Spookycolt

I love to debunk conspiracy theories...what condition do I have?

That's funny. As far as I can tell, you are proud of your membership in State Sanctioned Conspiracy Theory Of The Month Club.

Originally Posted by Ronin Tetsuro

That's funny. As far as I can tell, you are proud of your membership in State Sanctioned Conspiracy Theory Of The Month Club.

I will respond to that when I figure out what your saying

Originally Posted by Spookycolt

I will respond to that when I figure out what your saying

I'm saying you only deride the conspiracy theorists you disagree with.