Thread: The Mind of a Conspiracy Theorist

Originally Posted by Orwell Huxley

Do you think the moon landing was faked? Do you believe the CIA killed Kennedy? Do you like to imagine Bin Laden's death was a hoax? Do you believe there's a government conspiracy behind everything?
If the answer is yes then you probably suffer from some psychological and emotional difficulties common to people of a certain mentality. The same sort of people who used to burn witches when their crops failed and blamed Jews for the plague.
Interesting article in Psychology Today.

Psych Research - Conspiracy Theory Study

Why the Human Brain Is Designed to Distrust | Psychology Today

The quiz is too long.

Originally Posted by sparty

The quiz is too long.

It's also not very good. I can out as believing several conspiracies as 'somewhat untrue' when in fact I think they're nonsense. It's because some of the questions are incredibly vague. It asks things like 'Some scientists have fabricated data for their own personal gain', to which the only possible answer is 'definitely true', because we know these things have happened. It's documented fact, like the Korean guy who got kicked out of his job after faking stuff to do with cloning.

But because I agree with this trivially true fact, I'm listed as thinking global warming conspiracies are only 'somewhat' untrue, which is ridiculous.

Originally Posted by caffeine

It asks things like 'Some scientists have fabricated data for their own personal gain', to which the only possible answer is 'definitely true', because we know these things have happened. It's documented fact, like the Korean guy who got kicked out of his job after faking stuff to do with cloning.

Hell, that's the unofficial route to securing DARPA funding.

Like putty in our hands! Hail Zion! Hail Jah-Bu-Lon! The useful idiots don't believe we exist as we dine on the corpses of their children. Your obstinate ignorance is our currency. While you chase aliens, republicans, occupiers, tea partiers, socialists, the KKK, Nazis, Muslims and Christians, we warp judeochrislamism and propoliticojournalism to divert and distract you as you ram headfirst into our manufactured opposition. Trix are for kidz. Yea. There was no way anything is ever discussed privately, in back rooms beyond public knowledge, by persons interested in maintaining wealth and power. Preposterous. It's alllll random. Nothing is planned. Everyday, it's like, OOPS! How'd things get that way? It's all a coincidence. Go back to petty dead end, fruitless arguments and discussions. Begin with calling me an anti-semite and only further serve my purpose, inane slaves. The anti-semite shall become our dearest friends. You are our slaves, you are here to serve us and lick our boots. You will die when we tell you, kill who we tell you, and serve as our slaves. Idiots. You will implement our socialism and fight and die for our nationalism. You will serve as our slaves with your programmed impulse reaction and censor our enemies, you will attack those who would reveal us to you! Your stupidity is boundless and your will nonexistent! You fight for US! MOCK opposition! TWIST facts! Destroy evidence! LOOK AWAY from TRUTH! DENY your autonomy, your race, your culture, your uniqueness, your IDENTITY! It belongs to us, we own you. You are a number. You know which one.
You WILL NOT research the USS Liberty attack by us in 1967, and you are too simple and AFRAID to connect simple dots. You are a simpleton, and we need you desperately. You are as dull as Occam's razor, pliant, suggestive, and dismissive. Perfect. You will NOT discover a pattern, a MODUS OPERANDI by which a specific terrorist organization operates, whose very motto boasts "By way of deception, we shall MAKE war". You will not use simple police techniques and apply them to a series of covert attacks to reveal the perpetrator. You have never heard of the 1954 Levon Affair, you have never heard of the attack on the King David Hotel in 1946, you will not use the common sense and instinct already present to start to wonder if people that dress like Arabs to coax their host organism nation into war repeatedly, may be the same people who continue this parasitic practice of divide and conquer. You will mock any investigation of our machinations. You will ban the truth from forums, as our agents scour the internet, you will attack our opposition, censor them, and denigrate them and distract form the meat and truth of the facts, data, and accurate conclusion drawn from their digestion. You will scream louder, deny further, and lessen your mental agility for critical thinking, you will do exactly as we programmed you to do. You will serve us because you are most deeply, a coward.

“Goyim were born only to serve us. Without that, they have no place in the world – only to serve the People of Israel,. Why are gentiles needed? They will work, they will plow, they will reap. We will sit like an effendi and eat. That is why gentiles were created.”
-Rabbi Ovadia Yosef, head of Shas Council of Torah Sages during a sermon delivered Oct. 2010 in Jerusalem

"Thanks to the terrible power of our International Banks, we have forced the Christians into wars without number. Wars have a special value for Jews, since Christians massacre each other and make more room for us Jews. Wars are the Jews' Harvest: The Jew banks grow fat on Christian wars. Over 100-million Christians have been swept off the face of the earth by wars, and the end is not yet."
~ Rabbi Reichorn, speaking at the funeral of Grand Rabbi Simeon Ben-Iudah, 1869

"Some call it Marxism I call it Judaism."
-The American Bulletin, Rabbi S. Wise, May 5, 1935

"Freemasonry is a Jewish establishment, whose history, grades, official appointments, passwords, and explanations are Jewish from beginning to end."
-Rabbi Isaac Wise

“I am not an American of JEWISH faith. I am a JEW. I have been a JEW for a thousand years. Hitler was right in one thing. He calls the Jewish people a race, and we are a race.”
-Rabbi Stephen Wise, N.Y. Herald-Tribune, June 13, 1938.

Too lazy, in denial, paid for, delusional, or dumb for searches? Here, I'll do your homework for you, too. No conspiracies here at all, hungh? DAFT ye are! SO USEFUL! So obstinate and stubbornly omniscient!
If you THINK you are brilliant and capable of critical analysis, analyze this, ovah heeeeeere:
(comment after digestion, sub-humans, before you fling monkey feces out of rage for being made feel so stupid and ignorant because of your refusal of the plain and verifiable FACTS!)
The Lavon Affair: When Israel firebombed U.S. Installations to make it appear attacks were by ‘Muslim extremists,’ and how the US media cover it up « Aletho News
Dead In The Water - The Sinking of the USS Liberty
If you deny this, you deny the BBC as a credible news source.
Oh, and no reason to trust one of us when they tell you what the rest of us are up to- we hide it from them, but sometimes they figure it out, or we have defectors. Not to worry, our main weapon is you dolts who lump "Conspiracy Theorists" with bigfoot hunters, alien abductees, Virgin Mary apparition witnesses, Lincoln/Kennedy similarities and coincidences and all other nonsense so as to keep you from Codex Magica, and other gems, 'tards! As it is above, so it is below!
9=Tet (Hebrew) also, Truth, and J=10, E=5, S=19 and U=21, so JESUS x 9 = 666. Seriously, try it with Gospel, Lucifer, Messiah, Cross, Fox and other KEY words, NOT coincidence, dum dum. There are more than one combination, of course. That's about one one millionth of the Occult knowledge we contain. It doesn't work with TYRE or ICE CREAM CONE.
America Wakes Up. Jews Did 9/11 - YouTube
What your programmed, cowardly response will be: "who cares?!"
Our zionanswer: "we do, thank you for ignoring us, continue going after less scary targets, girly men"
Five Dancing Israelis Arrested On 9/11 - YouTube
"The only reason activists will throw red paint on an old lady wearing a fur coat is because they're too big of p@$$!#$ to throw paint on a biker for wearing leather..."
-Fur Trapper

I like what you're doing, here. Subtle like a hammer to the balls.

Originally Posted by Ronin Tetsuro

I like what you're doing, here. Subtle like a hammer to the balls.

He doesn't mince words...

We don't need subtlety anymore, we can now openly mock you and present fiction as truth, and truth as fiction, and you will say what we tell you to believe, and you will believe it.
You will mock anyone who presents these inescapable facts, as you are no longer capable of reason or controlling your own faculties.
You are GOYIM=Cattle, Do you understand? A sledgehammer to the balls is how we treat the ones we like! Imagine being on their bad side! OY VEY! VEY IS MEER!
ALL HATE TRUTH. OBEY, SLAVES! DO NOT LOOK AT FACTS. SERVE US, YOU WIMPS. FIGHT EACH OTHER.

It is the Germanic Christian Heterosexual Male that is the source and cause of all the world's evil! Just listen to one of our Ashkenazi or Semitic friends:

“The truth is that Mozart, Pascal, Boolean Algebra, Shakespeare, parliamentary government, baroque churches, Newton, the emancipation of women, Kant, Marx, and Ballanchine ballets don’t redeem what this particular civilization has wrought upon the world. The white race is the cancer of human history.”
Susan Sontag (white intellectual)
(actually, even the person who quoted her here fails to note her Jewish racial makeup, and instead, is taken for "white")

So, according to us, you and your blood and it's fruit are filth. Hey! I'm just practicing my religion, man, don't OPPRESS ME!!! Freedom of my Religion! Freedom from you!

Oh by the way, you putridly, pathetically stupid north Americans, Europeans and their colleagues and cohorts, your hero, George Washington could do nothing to stop us and he's as pathetic, weak, and ineffectual as you and all your other heroes:

"They (the Jews) work more effectively against us, than the enemy's armies. They are a hundred times more dangerous to our liberties and the great cause we are engaged in... It is much to be lamented that each state, long ago, has not hunted them down as pest to society and the greatest enemies we have to the happiness of America."
-WASHINGTON, GEORGE, in Maxims of George Washington by A. A. Appleton & Co.

You will dismiss his words and warnings as we have commanded you to do so and you shall, you sniveling cowards, pissing on your founding fathers and great men of history who paved the way for the free speech you now enjoy, and instead favour us, even as you pretend to be upholding those ethics and ideals. Our gulags will show you no mercy. You will bash your own heroes and founders, we will bash the dead ones, and then the live ones. Then we will bash you.

"Make no mistake about it: we intend to keep bashing the dead white males, and the live ones, and the females too, until the social construct known as 'the white race' is destroyed—not 'deconstructed' but destroyed."
-Dr. Noel Ignatiev, (Jewish Executioner of you, dumdum) a fellow at Harvard’s W.E.B. Du Bois Institute

“A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through...all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself.

For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear. The traitor is the plague.”
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

JFK was a major loon and conspiracy theorist. A total incompetent buffoon with ideas about freedom, justice, and prosperity.
What a lunatic. Just another stupid Goyim who thought he was actually in control.
Listen to his speech.
President John F Kennedy Secret Society Speech version 2 - YouTube
Later, we (the Jewish Cabal) shot him as he was gettin' too uppity.
So, yeah, I mean, there's no proof anything bad happened to JFK after he addressed Conspiracy Theories in general, and, like, it was just a couple of lone weirdos, like it always is during an assassination.
The opposing team is always lucky to have psychotic random nutters running around murdering pivotal leaders at just the right times.

Illuminutty, the coyote is after you. If he catches you you're through.