Thread: The Mind of a Conspiracy Theorist

If 2 or more people get together and conspire to commit an illegal act, that is a conspiracy. Not theory.

Originally Posted by sparty

The quiz is too long.

Short attention span is one of the unfortunate results of spending too much time on the internet.

Originally Posted by Illuminutty

Too lazy, in denial, paid for, delusional, or dumb for searches? Here, I'll do your homework for you, too. No conspiracies here at all, hungh? DAFT ye are! SO USEFUL! So obstinate and stubbornly omniscient!
If you THINK you are brilliant and capable of critical analysis, analyze this, ovah heeeeeere:
(comment after digestion, sub-humans, before you fling monkey feces out of rage for being made feel so stupid and ignorant because of your refusal of the plain and verifiable FACTS!)
The Lavon Affair: When Israel firebombed U.S. Installations to make it appear attacks were by ‘Muslim extremists,’ and how the US media cover it up « Aletho News
Dead In The Water - The Sinking of the USS Liberty
If you deny this, you deny the BBC as a credible news source.
Oh, and no reason to trust one of us when they tell you what the rest of us are up to- we hide it from them, but sometimes they figure it out, or we have defectors. Not to worry, our main weapon is you dolts who lump "Conspiracy Theorists" with bigfoot hunters, alien abductees, Virgin Mary apparition witnesses, Lincoln/Kennedy similarities and coincidences and all other nonsense so as to keep you from Codex Magica, and other gems, 'tards! As it is above, so it is below!
9=Tet (Hebrew) also, Truth, and J=10, E=5, S=19 and U=21, so JESUS x 9 = 666. Seriously, try it with Gospel, Lucifer, Messiah, Cross, Fox and other KEY words, NOT coincidence, dum dum. There are more than one combination, of course. That's about one one millionth of the Occult knowledge we contain. It doesn't work with TYRE or ICE CREAM CONE.
America Wakes Up. Jews Did 9/11 - YouTube
What your programmed, cowardly response will be: "who cares?!"
Our zionanswer: "we do, thank you for ignoring us, continue going after less scary targets, girly men"
Five Dancing Israelis Arrested On 9/11 - YouTube
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-Fur Trapper

Of course there are real conspiracies. How could there not be? But judging by the completely ridiculous, implausible nature of most pop culture conspiracy theories.....they seem almost purposely designed to distract attention away from any actual conspiracies that might really exist.

I know of a book that was written to control a large group of people

Conspiracy ?

Originally Posted by Illuminutty

Begin with calling me an anti-semite

Okay.

Originally Posted by Illuminutty

9=Tet (Hebrew) also, Truth, and J=10, E=5, S=19 and U=21, so JESUS x 9 = 666.

10+5+19+21+5 = 60
60 x 9 = 540

Originally Posted by anonnymous

If 2 or more people get together and conspire to commit an illegal act, that is a conspiracy. Not theory.

I like the part where previous conspiracy theories have been proven to be conspiracy fact, but conspiracy theorists are still nutters.

Like when Bush The Lesser went OUT OF HIS WAY to tell people to ignore and deride any conspiracy theories about the worst terrorist event on American soil to date... and some of you idiots LISTENED to him!

10 + 5 + 19 + 21 + 19 = 74; x 9 = 666

Damn! I guess when J sez, get behind me, Satan, that damn white Obamney needs to release some tax returns and some FBARs.

I dunno, I mean in some cases, I could see how people would see a conspiracy. I think Oswald was a scapegoat, but not for the traditional story of CIA or Russia (and where the heck did the JOhnson idea start?) -- but there was a lot of fear during the cold war, and if the government really couldn't solve the case, it would be a serious crisis in America. Imagine fearing nukes and discovering that the US Government couldn't protect the president. It would probably cause a lot of panic, and if I can figure that out, so can Uncle Sam. And the obvious solution is a scapegoat to be killed before he can testify and give an alibi.

Some of the other things on the test, TBH I was thinking "DUH Lobbyists!" Because it's not like they exist.

Understanding why conspiracy theorists think the way they do has always fascinated me. As this article attests (and other articles linked above), we're all conspiracy theorists to a degree.

Field Guide to the Conspiracy Theorist: Dark Minds | Psychology Today

Conspiracy theories exist on a spectrum from mild suspicion to full-on paranoia, and brain chemistry may play a role. Dopamine rewards us for noting patterns and finding meaning in sometimes-insignificant events. It's long been known that schizophrenics overproduce dopamine. "The earliest stages of delusion are characterized by an overabundance of meaningful coincidences," explain Paul D. Morrison and R.M. Murray of the Institute of Psychiatry at Kings College London. "Jumping to conclusions" is a common reasoning style among the paranoid, find Daniel Freeman and his colleagues, also at the Institute of Psychiatry.