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    Canadian politician blames tight underwear for rushing out of Parliament

    A Canadian MP offered one of the most original excuses ever heard for leaving parliament in a hurry - tight underpants.

    "His cut-price and, as it turned out, overly tight underpants made it difficult for him to sit through a one-by-one vote, opposition MP Pat Martin told the bewildered Speaker."

    "But he did made it back in time to cast his ballot."

    "Mr Martin drew applause and laughter from the chamber when he explained his temporary absence. "They had men's underwear on for half price and I bought a bunch that was clearly too small for me. I find it difficult to sit for any length of time."



    lol

    BBC News - Canadian MP blames tight underpants for exit from parliament
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    God bless Canada.
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    Well the one blessing, I suppose, is that he told the truth.

    Cause I would have been fine with him covering that info up out of self preservation.

    AND he made it back for his vote.

    Honest AND competent. He should be in Cabinet!
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    I bet it was the Runs.

    I would rather say "I had tight drawers squishin my gems," than "Don' nobody go into the men's room for about 40-45 minutes or so..somebody open a window...." (Extry points if anyone knows where that line came from!)

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    IF only our CongressCreeps were as steeped in honesty:


    Harry Reid: "I'm sorry I was late. I got lost in the hall. Where are we again???"

    John Boener: "Burrrrrppp...sorry, hiccup, folks...I had tooo geth a drinkk of wather...."

    John Boener II: "Okay, I'm back. Look at ma TAN!"

    Nanci Pelosi: "Sorry I'm late, but the doctors had to re-attach my face....."

    Nanci Pelosi II: "Sorry, I'm late, but one of my titties had a blowout..."

    Anthony Wiener: "Sorry I'm late, I had to do some photoshop. Please don't tell Huma...."

    Larry Craig: "I'm back! Just had to go to the restroom. At Reagan International....."
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    Perfect, now Dems will know what to do when Netty Yahoo starts yammering about Iran in the chamber.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoiseBo View Post
    Perfect, now Dems will know what to do when Netty Yahoo starts yammering about Iran in the chamber.
    S'allright!

    Most everyone already knows that Liberals have tight panties!

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    Nopers. It is righties with tightie whities wadded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rorschach View Post
    IF only our CongressCreeps were as steeped in honesty:


    Harry Reid: "I'm sorry I was late. I got lost in the hall. Where are we again???"

    John Boener: "Burrrrrppp...sorry, hiccup, folks...I had tooo geth a drinkk of wather...."

    John Boener II: "Okay, I'm back. Look at ma TAN!"

    Nanci Pelosi: "Sorry I'm late, but the doctors had to re-attach my face....."

    Nanci Pelosi II: "Sorry, I'm late, but one of my titties had a blowout..."

    Anthony Wiener: "Sorry I'm late, I had to do some photoshop. Please don't tell Huma...."

    Larry Craig: "I'm back! Just had to go to the restroom. At Reagan International....."
    Craig was at Minneapolis. I don't think the cop who had bathroom patrol lived it down either, in fact the shit storm was worse for the cop.

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