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    Quote Originally Posted by Djinn View Post
    You didn't read the article. Seriously - go back to the OP, and read the article. The word "married" is in quotes for a reason. They're not really married. And you can do this in the United States too... going back for decades. If you want to throw a party in which you "marry" a potted ficus tree, you're free to do it.

    The union won't be recognized any more than the union between the Chinese man and his robot, but you can get "married" - with the quotes - to anyone, or any object you wish.
    Don't you hate lying fucking assholes? I do. Stupid fucking lying pieces of shit.

    Not that there are any of them around here, of course. I don't know why I just thought of that. I just hate liars, I suppose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splansing View Post
    Don't you hate lying fucking assholes? I do. Stupid fucking lying pieces of shit.

    Not that there are any of them around here, of course. I don't know why I just thought of that. I just hate liars, I suppose.
    Why are you bigoted against robots?

    You must be a Trump supporter huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djinn View Post
    Ever see one of these?

    I am almost afraid to ask.

    A friend had cancer. The Doctor describes the pump they could install. Hie wife laughed so hard,that was the end of that.

    Another friend took hormones. He had hot flashes so bad. Said he wished he would have had the surgery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryAnne View Post
    I am almost afraid to ask.

    A friend had cancer. The Doctor describes the pump they could install. Hie wife laughed so hard,that was the end of that.

    Another friend took hormones. He had hot flashes so bad. Said he wished he would have had the surgery.

    that is a heart

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    Great...now women will be replaced by robots. Tough competition because the robot will never have a headache. The man will never hear the words "I don't do that" LOL A man will never be bitched at for something he did not do and only pleasant, kind words will come out of her mouth. It is truly a mans world. Sigh...

    Do you think there will be male robots?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HCProf View Post
    Great...now women will be replaced by robots. Tough competition because the robot will never have a headache. The man will never hear the words "I don't do that" LOL A man will never be bitched at for something he did not do and only pleasant, kind words will come out of her mouth. It is truly a mans world. Sigh...

    Do you think there will be male robots?
    I hope so, then we can roll over and go to sleep and the robot can listen to the woman ramble on about nothing for hours.

    "I'm done! Robot get in here."

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    Quote Originally Posted by HCProf View Post
    Great...now women will be replaced by robots. Tough competition because the robot will never have a headache. The man will never hear the words "I don't do that" LOL A man will never be bitched at for something he did not do and only pleasant, kind words will come out of her mouth. It is truly a mans world. Sigh...

    Do you think there will be male robots?
    But if the battery goes dead or a chip malfunctions as the man said," What then?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by HCProf View Post
    Great...now women will be replaced by robots. Tough competition because the robot will never have a headache. The man will never hear the words "I don't do that" LOL A man will never be bitched at for something he did not do and only pleasant, kind words will come out of her mouth. It is truly a mans world. Sigh...

    Do you think there will be male robots?
    Bob has been around for a long time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Knuckles View Post
    I don't see the bad thing that's sliding down the slope.

    Is this harming you or me or anyone in any way?

    He's not going to get any benefits or anything. He's not going to get off work if the robot has a virus.

    Why is this bad?
    Seriously.

    Dude wants to live in his house and pretend his robot is his wife? On what grounds would I stop him? It doesn't even sound half as crazy as half the shit the President of the United States says. So what's the problem?

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    "Haters gonna hate. I'm gonna go home and fuck my wife"

    - Chinese guy
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