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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Knuckles View Post
    "Haters gonna hate. I'm gonna go home and fuck my wife"

    - Chinese guy
    That's fucking hilarious.

    So fucking funny. I have to duck into the server room until I stop laughing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djinn View Post
    Ever see one of these?

    Because TAHs are so complex, they can malfunction (not work properly) in different ways. A TAH's:

    Pumping action may not be exactly right
    Power may fail
    Parts may stop working well

    This doesn't mean a TAH is bound to fail. In fact, TAHs that have been implanted in people in recent years have generally worked very well. However, problems with the device can occur.
    https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/hea...pics/tah/risks

    Any machine can malfunction. Any machine.

    As for male robots someone suggested, have you people not seen Futurama?

    A male robot would just be a vulgar, boorish, drunk bastard

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    Quote Originally Posted by splansing View Post
    Don't you hate lying fucking assholes? I do. Stupid fucking lying pieces of shit.

    Not that there are any of them around here, of course. I don't know why I just thought of that. I just hate liars, I suppose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splansing View Post
    That's fucking hilarious.

    So fucking funny. I have to duck into the server room until I stop laughing.
    Lol

    I wish I could find the article, but there was a story of a guy who reconnected with his childhood buddy. His closest bud from elementary school. And in the meantime the buddy had transitioned to a woman. And the two of them were now, as adults, getting married.

    And there was this photo. The woman wasn't fooling anyone, God bless her, she looked exactly like a man in a wig. And the guy had this happy, frat boy, shit-eating grin like he'd just won the lottery. Like he was the horniest, most excited man on the planet and he was about to hit the jackpot.

    The picture made me laugh out loud. No disrespect to them. It just struck me funny.

    One man's treasure... hahaha.
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    Here it is. Daily Mail so ... grain of salt.

    Childhood friends marry after one becomes a woman | Daily Mail Online
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