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    Yep, we warned you about that slippery slope didn't we?

    You asked for it and now you've got it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spookycolt View Post
    Yep, we warned you about that slippery slope didn't we?

    You asked for it and now you've got it.
    THIS ISN'T CHINA, thought you knew.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spookycolt View Post
    Yep, we warned you about that slippery slope didn't we?

    You asked for it and now you've got it.
    On the bright side, if robot girlfriends become a thing, you may finally have a chance to get laid too
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    Wouldn't that be incest?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Man View Post
    On the bright side, if robot girlfriends become a thing, you may finally have a chance to get laid too
    Pop Up Dolls now obsolete.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryAnne View Post
    Pop Up Dolls now obsolete.
    I see a lot of potential NASTY accidents with this technology though. Any such equipment tends to malfunction. You get a brief spontaneous energy pulse or something, perhaps a battery issue; and instead of a nice hand job, the robot will tear your dick right off lol

    I'd never trust a bloody machine with my most priceless items. No way...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spookycolt View Post
    Yep, we warned you about that slippery slope didn't we?

    You asked for it and now you've got it.
    You didn't read the article. Seriously - go back to the OP, and read the article. The word "married" is in quotes for a reason. They're not really married. And you can do this in the United States too... going back for decades. If you want to throw a party in which you "marry" a potted ficus tree, you're free to do it.

    The union won't be recognized any more than the union between the Chinese man and his robot, but you can get "married" - with the quotes - to anyone, or any object you wish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Man View Post
    I see a lot of potential NASTY accidents with this technology though. Any such equipment tends to malfunction. You get a brief spontaneous energy pulse or something, perhaps a battery issue; and instead of a nice hand job, the robot will tear your dick right off lol

    I'd never trust a bloody machine with my most priceless items. No way...
    Ever see one of these?

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