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    His cocaine was stolen. So this Florida man called the cops

    ok, I thought what you might have thought when I heard about this story. It can't possibly be true. But, turns out it is. This guy is in for a lot of teasing from the other fellas in lock up. Florida man arrested after asking deputies to find his stolen cocaine | Miami Herald
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    Luckily they found his cocaine. Now he gets to go to prison for a while.

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    Cocaine stole my brains!
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    "No, no, no, your honor, I was talking about Coca-Cola, not cocaine"
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    Quote Originally Posted by jacobfitcher View Post
    "No, no, no, your honor, I was talking about Coca-Cola, not cocaine"
    Judge: "No coke, pepsi".
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    Quote Originally Posted by the watchman View Post
    ok, I thought what you might have thought when I heard about this story. It can't possibly be true. But, turns out it is. This guy is in for a lot of teasing from the other fellas in lock up. Florida man arrested after asking deputies to find his stolen cocaine | Miami Herald
    We're getting DUMBER!

    (Having said that UPPER CRUST, behind the gates kinda people of South Florida feel 'entitled', and might have been pissed had their stash been stolen. Though I don't think they would have called the COPS).
    Last edited by cpicturetaker12; 19th July 2017 at 09:54 AM.

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    There was a guy who robbed a liquor store.

    He asked the clerk for the money in the register and a bottle of Hennessey behind the counter.

    The clerk said he didn't look old enough so carded him and the guy showed him his driver's license.

    He was picked up a few hours later, drinking his Hennessey at home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spookycolt View Post
    There was a guy who robbed a liquor store.

    He asked the clerk for the money in the register and a bottle of Hennessey behind the counter.

    The clerk said he didn't look old enough so carded him and the guy showed him his driver's license.

    He was picked up a few hours later, drinking his Hennessey at home.
    Now that's funny. Criminal "masterminds" are apparently not the norm.

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