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    Incoming Ballistic Missiles about to strike Hawaii!!!... just kidding!

    An emergency alert notification sent out on Saturday claiming a "ballistic missile threat inbound to Hawaii" was a false alarm, according to the Hawaii Office of Emergency Management and a tweet from one of the state's Democratic congresswomen."BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL," the emergency alert read.
    While the message caused concern on social media, the Hawaii Office of Emergency Management quickly responded on Twitter, saying, "NO missile threat to Hawaii."
    https://www.cnn.com/2018/01/13/polit...arm/index.html

    Thanks Hawaii EMA for the Saturday afternoon lolz. I was worried that my last act on this earth was going to be adding White Chicks to my Netflix to watch list.
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    Russian hackers.

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    Wow. How many meltdowns did that cause? "Seek shelter? wtf, WHERE???"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otto Throttle View Post
    Wow. How many meltdowns did that cause? "Seek shelter? wtf, WHERE???"
    They said it'd take years to construct adequate shelters for their population.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly5 View Post
    Where was our president? Why on the gold course, where else? Thanks Trump!
    The gold course in Florida is not a bad place to be if missiles are inbound to Hawaii.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miller47 View Post
    The gold course in Florida is not a bad place to be if missiles are inbound to Hawaii.
    I wish Trump was playing golf in Hawaii.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macduff View Post
    https://www.cnn.com/2018/01/13/polit...arm/index.html

    Thanks Hawaii EMA for the Saturday afternoon lolz. I was worried that my last act on this earth was going to be adding White Chicks to my Netflix to watch list.
    What sort of moron thinks it would be best to train the public to ignore emergency notices? Whoever sent this should be fired.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miller47 View Post
    They said it'd take years to construct adequate shelters for their population.
    It's not the ICBMs. It's their payload. I assumed this warning referred to nuclear bombs, in which case, no shelter would be adequate.
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    Doesn't Obama own a home in Hawaii?

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