WTF is a stupid dick in the box guy? Did I miss something?
When I was in 2nd grade, all my home street buds were 3rd graders. That Halloween I dressed up as Mickey Mouse and headed happy to school. All the way on our walk to school my "big" 3rd grade buddies teased me mercilessly. They were too much the tough guys to dress up. Calling me Minnie Mouse all day.
Chuck pushed it too far on the way home. One Minnie Mouse too many. I arrived home with my costume all torn to Hell and he went home with a black eye.
I'd love to say his shiner was the result of a well placed right hook, but truth be told, I caught his eye with my knee when we were rolling around on the ground.
It did not matter. I teased him every day until the shiner went away.