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    Where do students in non-locker high schools get their flirt on?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Davocrat View Post
    Where do Russian's stuff their geeky kids?
    Quote Originally Posted by Madeline View Post
    Where do students in non-locker high schools get their flirt on?
    Funnily enough, in same place, the bathrooms over there are where both bullying and hanky panky tends to happen, in Russian schools lol
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    In US, you have lockers, in Soviet Union, they locker you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kallie Knoetze View Post
    In US, you have lockers, in Soviet Union, they locker you...
    Okay. That was actually funny. Plus, you didn't write a letter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Man View Post
    Funnily enough, in same place, the bathrooms over there are where both bullying and hanky panky tends to happen, in Russian schools lol
    So you have 'swirlies' in Russia, too?

    I think that poor Reince Priebus man was subjected to at LEAST a half dozen swirlies when he was in junior high school, just on account of his NAME and his LOOKS.

    Parents, if you WANT your son to be subjected to cruel and degrading swirlies in junior high school, just name him 'Reince'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madeline View Post
    Where do students in non-locker high schools get their flirt on?
    Under the bleachers?

    There was actually a book titled Under the Bleachers. I think the author's name was Seymour Butts.

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    My oh my. I was a bad kid. I had the master key to all lockers and my buddy had master to all classrooms.
    So, your illusion of safety is just that.

    We were little and as a consequence took very little.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loki View Post
    My oh my. I was a bad kid. I had the master key to all lockers and my buddy had master to all classrooms.
    So, your illusion of safety is just that.

    We were little and as a consequence took very little.
    MY high school had someone we called 'the Mad Crapper', some uncivilized brute who would leave unsightly piles in the hallways, by sneaking into the school building late at night. [They had VERY bad school security back then.] I guess that person was offering up their opinion of the education they were receiving at my august institution of lower learning.

    You were probably not as bad as the Mad Crapper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigLeRoy View Post
    MY high school had someone we called 'the Mad Crapper', some uncivilized brute who would leave unsightly piles in the hallways, by sneaking into the school building late at night. [They had VERY bad school security back then.] I guess that person was offering up their opinion of the education they were receiving at my august institution of lower learning.

    You were probably not as bad as the Mad Crapper.
    We had a "pooper" in the HS I work a few years ago!! The pooper would strike either in the bathroom, next to the toilet or the stair wells. LOL We also had the "mustard" bandit. This student would put mustard on all the door knobs, so if you touched it, you would get mustard all over your hand.

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    lol There were some great pranks at my high school in Canada. Some guys once even released a live cow into the building, God knows where they got it (I think one of them, his family has a farm).

    I was actually the mastermind behind some awesome shenanigans myself...

    Me and Amir, this Iranian kid, who became my best bud and partner in all these adventures. I had always the devious mind to create elaborate evil schemes, and build terrible devices to execute them; and he brought to the table his skills: great lockpick and computer hacker. Oh, and his parents run a pharmacy, to this day, so he could get me certain pills or something when I asked.

    I actually built these booby traps, which we put inside people's lockers. He would find ways to open them up and we'd rig 'em. I had paint bombs; a contraption I fitted with the arms of old mannequins from the fashion club the girls ran, which, set off as you opened the locker, would deliver a very good punch, I actually made three of them, two punched the victim in the face, actually gave one hated enemy of mine a bloody nose; third - below the belt

    The bombs were our favorite though. We used either paint from the art class or baking flour from cooking shop (that was the beauty of it, you know, I never had to sneak anything in, our wonderful school had all the tools and ingredients I needed; I stayed in the mechanichs shop after hours, on the pretext of working on some legit class project, to make my locker terror devices...) and various components I will not disclose here so as not to give any kids of today similar ideas lol

    I also had Amir hack the school network once and we jumbled up everyone's grades and wrote some nasty things about the principal in his bio section on the school website. And we gained entry into the teachers lounge and put laxatives into their coffee pot and water cooler. Disrupted classes for the whole day...

    We did lots of crazy shit... Lockers were our main thing though. Not just the regular ones, but the change room in the gym too. I once rigged up a fire extinguisher inside one of those... It was one of my masterpieces, I dare say haha

    We were never caught too. Never even suspected... At a class reunion party couple years after we all graduated and people were talking about it, I kinda dropped a hint, for the fun of it, but nobody believed me

    Amir was actually in Toronto not long ago. He mostly lives in Alberta now, works in oil. We got together, me and my wife and him and his girlfriend, who also went to school with us. And we were sitting there reminiscing about this stuff, laughing our asses off. The ladies had been outside, Lisa, my wife, was showing Chelsea some flowers in our garden or something. But they came in while we were still talking about this and overheard us.

    Chelsea was all shocked lol "You guys? You were the fucking Locker Bomber, the two of you?!"

    It seems she may have herself been a victim of ours back then...

    Amir had no sex life at all fir weeks after, poor SOB lmao Me? I got away with it, pretty much Wife just shook her head and said she is not surprised, at all I'd been up to things like that, and that was that hehe

    Hey, she always knew I am good with my hands. I build and make things around the house now too...

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