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    I think I should to reintroduce myself

    Abstract

    A lazy alien. Can drink variety of liquids and eat about any food. Sometimes can say something. Sometimes can remember saying something.

    Intermission

    First time I came across this site in June 2006. It was a funny site. It consisted almost exclusively of moderators whose joy was in provoking accidental visitors, naming them names, and then banning them for retaliation. As an alien I am (mostly) unprovokable, so I had amused myself for a month or two, and I even became the third most prolific member (!) with 50 or 100 posts… I promptly recommended this site to an acquaintance of mine, who was busily writing papers on “Internet etiquette” or something like this. It was exclusively shitty site with shitty members. It looks like just Inkslinger is still here. In the following years during my travels I have briefly visited the site a few times and saw its improvements. Now it looks like really good site; congratulations to the owners. I think I’d stay here for a while. In no way I can compete in productivity now, but I hope I can manage to keep the rate of 50 posts per two months.

    Reintroduction

    Being an alien is a job by itself, especially here, in America, where people do not speak alien tongue, which is of course much more vibrant, pleasant and dynamic than English is. America still remains unconvinced in necessity of switching to superior language, so I am forced to write my Reintroduction in English as a second language. I am sorry for readers.

    So, I am an alien from alien lands, where time was different, stars were brighter, but ass kicking and love making were as common as they are here, in America. I have tried various alien vocations, such as construction worker, logger, and farmhand on grain farm, vegetable farm and dairy farm. Dairy farm was special; during night shifts I had enjoyed myself by scrapping shit from under alien cows and helping them (cows) in giving births. I had to pull calves by their legs to help them break out of the cows through special openings in their bodies. I am not as bizarre an alien as you can mistakenly deduct from my writing, I am just trying to be precise. I had stints in other occupations also: alien cowboy, physicist, alcoholic, and I had enjoyed every minute of them. I had served in alien army, was trained in various hand arms, but since then I used only knives. Now, living in America, I use diamond knives. You know, it’s a pleasure to slice human flesh (bone, muscle, teeth, etc.) with diamond knives! Other mammals are quite satisfactory also. To be truthful I have to concede that occasionally I use sapphire and even glass knives, but they are incapable to satisfy my needs truly.

    OK, I have to stop; my reintroduction is getting too long, and too long posts are unreadable (at least for me).

    Thank you

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    Welcome back. Did you have a different name then? Davocrat and Michaelr are also long time members.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gypsy View Post
    Welcome back. Did you have a different name then? Davocrat and Michaelr are also long time members.
    Yes, I had a different name then – Alien Traveler. It is still in the list of users, but I cannot use it anymore. So now I am AlienTraveler.

    Davocrat and Michaelr, as I can see from their Join Dates, came later than me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlienTraveler View Post
    Yes, I had a different name then – Alien Traveler. It is still in the list of users, but I cannot use it anymore...
    Being banned from an internet forum is nothing to be ashamed of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlienTraveler View Post
    Yes, I had a different name then – Alien Traveler. It is still in the list of users, but I cannot use it anymore. So now I am AlienTraveler.

    Davocrat and Michaelr, as I can see from their Join Dates, came later than me.
    I remember you.
    Yea, PH was full of racists back in the day.
    That's when freecell invited all those davidduke.com morons here.
    Welcome back!

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    Belle of the Ball bluesman's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inkslinger View Post
    I remember you.
    Yea, PH was full of racists back in the day.
    That's when freecell invited all those davidduke.com morons here.
    Welcome back!

    being banned from an internet forum in some cases is something to really be ashamed of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluesman View Post
    Being banned from an internet forum is nothing to be ashamed of.
    Being baned from a forum is not necessarily something to be ashamed of. Hell I was baned in 24 hours after joinning Democratic Undersround.

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    Come to think of it AT, didn't you have Bushs' balls on your chin back then (05/06)?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluesman View Post
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    Dear bluesman,

    I moved my reply from Philosophy & Religion forum to here, where it belongs.
    As I have already written, I am an old member of this forum, from the times when it was exclusively shitty site with shitty members. One of those members is still here. It already tried to bite me couple times, and you foolishly (I am sorry to use the word, but I do not have a choice) believed it was barking with just cause. Then you insulted me without any wrongdoing on my side. You owe me an apology.

    I do understand that one of the main joys of political forums is in the kicking each other asses. But proper kicking needs a proper opponent; what joy is in kicking a shit? The best thing a sane person can do with the shit (when it not on sane person’s property) is to ignore it. If you want to stay clean and not smelly, do not touch and do not kick a shit. Let it dry out. So far just one member fell under my classification “shit”, and I do not want to multiply entities in the category, so I am desperately in need of your apology.
    Pleas, give it to me! If you wish in return I can apologize also, just let me know what for.

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