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    Question The Bible Says Jesus Was Gay?

    Didn't I say this a few weeks ago?



    Not only does the Christian Bible show us that Jesus live an openly gay lifestyle, but the scriptures in the Christian Bible also convey that Jesus was married to one of his male Disciples.
    The Gospel of John describes one of the disciple whom Jesus loved more than the others as, “the disciple whom Jesus loved.”

    John 13:23 "One of them, the disciple whom Jesus loved, was reclining next to Him."
    Recalling in Christian Bible: two people become "one flesh" in a marriage, John of the Gospel conveys that Jesus was married to the "disciple whom He loved" when Jesus told his mother, Mary, that his (Jesus') husband was now her son.

    John 19:26 "When Jesus saw His mother there [at the crucifixion], and the disciple whom He loved standing nearby, He said to His mother, 'Dear woman, here is your son.'"
    And, since marriage means of 'one flesh' Jesus then told 'the disciple whom Jesus loved' that Jesus' mother is now his mother too.

    John 19:27 Then saith he to the disciple, Behold your mother! And from that hour that disciple took her unto his own home.

    By the way, that antidote from the Gospel of John 19:26-27, where Jesus declares to his mother that he is of one flesh and married to 'the disciple whom he loved' and therefore, 'the disciple whom he loved' is now her son, and she (his mother) is now the mother to 'the disciple whom he loved', happened while Jesus was being crucified.
    Then, John of the Gospel talks about the time Jesus went fishing with 8 Disciples.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howey View Post
    Didn't I say this a few weeks ago?



    Not only does the Christian Bible show us that Jesus live an openly gay lifestyle, but the scriptures in the Christian Bible also convey that Jesus was married to one of his male Disciples.
    The Gospel of John describes one of the disciple whom Jesus loved more than the others as, “the disciple whom Jesus loved.”

    John 13:23 "One of them, the disciple whom Jesus loved, was reclining next to Him."
    Recalling in Christian Bible: two people become "one flesh" in a marriage, John of the Gospel conveys that Jesus was married to the "disciple whom He loved" when Jesus told his mother, Mary, that his (Jesus') husband was now her son.

    John 19:26 "When Jesus saw His mother there [at the crucifixion], and the disciple whom He loved standing nearby, He said to His mother, 'Dear woman, here is your son.'"
    And, since marriage means of 'one flesh' Jesus then told 'the disciple whom Jesus loved' that Jesus' mother is now his mother too.

    John 19:27 Then saith he to the disciple, Behold your mother! And from that hour that disciple took her unto his own home.

    By the way, that antidote from the Gospel of John 19:26-27, where Jesus declares to his mother that he is of one flesh and married to 'the disciple whom he loved' and therefore, 'the disciple whom he loved' is now her son, and she (his mother) is now the mother to 'the disciple whom he loved', happened while Jesus was being crucified.
    Then, John of the Gospel talks about the time Jesus went fishing with 8 Disciples.
    None of which suggests homosexuality or homosexual lifestyle.

    Even bigger failure than the gay Lincoln claims.
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    you missed out the link...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howey View Post
    Then, John of the Gospel talks about the time Jesus went fishing with 8 Disciples.
    Shrimp boating?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cable2 View Post
    you missed out the link...
    pfft! Since when are links allowed here?

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    Originally Posted by cable2
    you missed out the link...
    Quote Originally Posted by Howey View Post
    pfft! Since when are links allowed here?
    I was hoped it was more then just some one's fancy...

    it reminded me of one of the lectures I went to.. 'sexual orientation in medieval Christianity'

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    Mary Magdalene knocks on the door and yells, "Jesus!"

    Through the door, Jesus shouts back, "What?"

    Mary: "What are you, Peter & John doing in there? It sounds very strange."

    Jesus: "Er...ahh...ummm...(whispers) that's it..(loud) Yeah! Religious stuff (whispering in the background: "Good One!"), you know men's stuff, no women allowed!"

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    Well that settles it. Since Jesus wanted someone to take care of his mom after he was gone, clearly that meant he was gay. Only a gay guy cares about his mother.

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