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He just doesn't want them to know the thrill and excitement of Christmas.
If he has children, my bet is that he allows them other times of joy.
It's no biggie. Just live, and let live.
OR...Bah Fucking Hum Bug!
(EbeneezerScrooge, and the Grinch are two of my favorite Christmas characters.....)
Santa is fake!!?!?
Thanks a bunch for ruining my holiday!
(I suppose the Tooth Fairy is fake too...eh?)
In fact, when you die, you don't go to heaven or hell, you simply feed a bunch of worms.
Furthermore, the only reason you keep forging ahead in this world, love, itself, is nothing but a lie concocted by the government, for you to make more baby's so we can use them to fight other countries, so that we can get a bunch of cool free shit.
Yup, even love is a bunch of made-up horseshit.
Only thing in this world that is real, is the fact that nothing remains constant. Not even the universe itself.
Oh, but by all means, piss and moan about a man in a red suit being fake. Go right ahead. While we're being truthful to our kids, because it's so fucking important, lets tell them about the times we cheated on their mom, stole money from work and of course, report how many times we jack off every morning at breakfast.
Sometimes, telling the truth is the most inappropriate, hurtful and self-serving thing we can do.
Last edited by Puzzling Evidence; 19th December 2016 at 03:34 PM.