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    Quote Originally Posted by ptif219 View Post
    I speak truth and use links to back it up.
    You have no proof, all you have is orthodox talking points.
    Yet, you ignore biblical scholars- why is this, you believe a preacher knows more than a scholar ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rorschach View Post
    Crushing the dreams of small children, is.

    At least, in my opinion......
    ptif hates small children

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howey View Post
    ptif hates small children
    I doubt it.

    He just doesn't want them to know the thrill and excitement of Christmas.

    If he has children, my bet is that he allows them other times of joy.

    It's no biggie. Just live, and let live.

    OR...Bah Fucking Hum Bug!

    (EbeneezerScrooge, and the Grinch are two of my favorite Christmas characters.....)
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    Santa is fake!!?!?

    Thanks a bunch for ruining my holiday!

    (I suppose the Tooth Fairy is fake too...eh?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil505 View Post
    Santa is fake!!?!?

    Thanks a bunch for ruining my holiday!

    (I suppose the Tooth Fairy is fake too...eh?)
    I was meaning to talk to you about that; not only are Santa and the Tooth Fairy both fake, but God, Jesus, all the angles and even Satan and his demons are fake.

    In fact, when you die, you don't go to heaven or hell, you simply feed a bunch of worms.

    Furthermore, the only reason you keep forging ahead in this world, love, itself, is nothing but a lie concocted by the government, for you to make more baby's so we can use them to fight other countries, so that we can get a bunch of cool free shit.

    Yup, even love is a bunch of made-up horseshit.

    Only thing in this world that is real, is the fact that nothing remains constant. Not even the universe itself.


    Oh, but by all means, piss and moan about a man in a red suit being fake. Go right ahead. While we're being truthful to our kids, because it's so fucking important, lets tell them about the times we cheated on their mom, stole money from work and of course, report how many times we jack off every morning at breakfast.

    Sometimes, telling the truth is the most inappropriate, hurtful and self-serving thing we can do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howey View Post
    ptif hates small children
    Please stop being shitty to people who you disagree with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puzzling Evidence View Post
    In fact, when you die, you don't go to heaven or hell, you simply feed a bunch of worms.
    I believe what George Carlin believed: When you die your soul goes to a garage in Cleveland.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rorschach View Post
    Then, don't believe. Don't let your children believe. (You could tell them to tell all the other children that Santa is "Fake," but, they might not be invited to many parties, that way...)

    Christmas day must be kinda sad at your house!

    (Do Carolers also make you angry?)
    I don't do Christmas it is a pagan holiday disguised as a religious holiday

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loki View Post
    And there is no Jesus so he was not born
    Then there is no reason for Christmas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loki View Post
    You have no proof, all you have is orthodox talking points.
    Yet, you ignore biblical scholars- why is this, you believe a preacher knows more than a scholar ?
    Show proof and be specific

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