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    If Falcons win, democracy loses

    Donald Trump will become an American pharaoh if the Atlanta Falcons defeat the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl.

    We live in a computer-like simulation in which metaphors and myths become reality. The Super Bowl will be a battle between the Egyptian sun-god Re, whose falcon icon represents the absolute power of the pharaoh, and the New England Patriots, representing the ideals of our flawed and deflated pseudo-democracy. If the Patriots win on February 5, the Donald will be kept in check by Congress and the courts.

    But the odds favor the outrageous President. He bears the visage of a sun god: orange face with a superflare of hair. The sporting world has already pointed to his ascent: In 2015, American Pharoah became the first Triple Crown winner in 37 years.

    Still doubt the connection between sports and historic events? The al-Qaeda terrorists, the “snakes from the desert,” attacked New York on Nine Eleven. In the 2001 World Series, which followed the attack, the New York Yankees were defeated by the Arizona Diamondbacks, the "snakes from the desert."
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    The REAL odds say the Pats by three.

    That would be the Vegas odds.

    That's the early line which can change, of course.

    Politics aside, the Cheatin Patriots have enough trophies already.

    Go Falcons...

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    I knew it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Knuckles View Post
    I knew it!
    You KNEW the Patriots were cheatin?

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    If the Patriots win, we will once again be shown that playing by the rules......is for losers!

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