Quote Originally Posted by Neomalthusian View Post
In my household, we grip onto the edge of the table firmly, close our eyes very tightly and chant the words "There is no God, art is dead, nothing is real, enslave or be enslaved, steal or be stolen from, kill or be killed" four times in a row, and then we eat. Our 1-year old doesn't get it yet, he's clueless, but our first born, he's starting to catch on. Proud of him.

Actually we just hold hands and say something we're feeling thankful for today.
I liked your way better, until it changed to reality.