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    A brif History of (Christian) God

    1. Creates evil (Isiah)
    2. Creates Adam and Eve (Genesis)
    3. Populate the world through Incest (Adam, Eve, Caine and Abel the only humans on Earth - you do the math)
    4. Surprised the evil (he created) exists
    5. Clueless about how to deal with evil.
    6. Drowns the entire planet, save for one small family of very, very skilled ship builders
    7. Repopulates the world through incest (Again, only Noah, his wife, his three kids, and their wives to procreate - you do the math)
    8. Surprised evil exists...again.
    9. Send plagues, diseases, starvation, plagues, tsunamis, etc.
    10. Still bewildered by the evil
    11. Blames Satan (whom he created).
    12. Rapes (plants his seed) into a girl so she'll give birth to himself as his own son, so we can torture, and kill him/His son, so he can forgive us for being so evil.
    13. Says, "Just KIDDING!" three days later, and brings his son back to life (Soooo...a sacrifice of nothing?)
    14. Claims omniscience, and omnipotence.
    15. Expects to be worshipped for his wisdom.


    Yup. That is the God that Christians worship. And they wonder why there are those of us who find it difficult to take them seriously?

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    ...and you'll notice none of the religionists are denying this...

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    No use singling out Christianity, it is no more mythological than any other world religion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldGaffer View Post
    No use singling out Christianity, it is no more mythological than any other world religion.
    True, but typically only Christians, and Muslims make a nuisance of themselves. I mean, I have never had to deal with Hindu missionaries, or Buddhist evangelists, ya know what I mean?
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    Uh huh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spookycolt View Post
    Uh huh.
    Well, now. There's the brilliant response I have come to expect fro Christians.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Czernobog View Post
    Well, now. There's the brilliant response I have come to expect fro Christians.
    Its another Christian hate thread from you.

    Surprised you didn't bring up unicorns this time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spookycolt View Post
    Its another Christian hate thread from you.

    Surprised you didn't bring up unicorns this time.
    Says the guy who thinks mermaids are real.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Think for myself View Post
    Says the guy who thinks mermaids are real.
    Mermaids are the humans who evolved from fish, rather than apes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Think for myself View Post
    Says the guy who thinks mermaids are real.
    Although, he is right about one thing. I do bear disdain for Christians. And Muslims. Yet, to this day, he still does not understand why I separate them from Jews, Buddhists, Hindus, and other religious groups who choose to follow after myths. When he finally understands what makes Christians, and Muslims different, then, perhaps he will start to do what he can to change that about Christians that earns them such disdain.

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