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    Quote Originally Posted by johnflesh View Post
    Jesus. The Mark Zuckerberg of Earth.

    I'm probably going to go to hell for that.
    I must believe that God has a sense of humor. After all, he did create us and put hormones in the mates he created for us, didn't he .

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheWahoo View Post
    I must believe that God has a sense of humor. After all, he did create us and put hormones in the mates he created for us, didn't he .
    Oh, God, if he exists, most certainly has a sense of humour. Just look at the platypus. Body of a beaver. Stick a duck bill on the front. It's a mammal, but it lays eggs. "Fuck you, Darwin! Figure that out!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Czernobog View Post
    Oh, God, if he exists, most certainly has a sense of humour. Just look at the platypus. Body of a beaver. Stick a duck bill on the front. It's a mammal, but it lays eggs. "Fuck you, Darwin! Figure that out!"
    Yepp, the platypus is sure the biological equivalent to the collapsing wave function in quantum physics .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Czernobog View Post
    Oh, God, if he exists, most certainly has a sense of humour. Just look at the platypus. Body of a beaver. Stick a duck bill on the front. It's a mammal, but it lays eggs. "Fuck you, Darwin! Figure that out!"
    A true Robin Williams moment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian Jeffrey View Post
    A true Robin Williams moment.
    Hey! I never promised that all of the musings would be 100% original.
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    Faith isn't a virtue...



    It is glorified willful ignorance.

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    Throughout history, every mystery ever solved, has turned out to be not magic, or supernatural.

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    So, just so I understand...You have an imaginary friend that lets you get away with all kinds of nastiness, and he always forgives you, because you're "special". I don't have an imaginary friend, so behave, just because I want to.

    And for that, you and and your imaginary friend say I'm gonna rot in Hell?!?!

    Tell your imaginary friend that he can piss off. While we're at it, so can you.
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    If your holy book laid down laws, and suggestions on the proper management of slaves, then your holy book is disqualified as a source for moral code.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Czernobog View Post
    If your holy book laid down laws, and suggestions on the proper management of slaves, then your holy book is disqualified as a source for moral code.
    Dude... stay informed.
    That part of the Bible... they don't cite that anymore Xians). That was the weirdo old God guy...some try and error... they all about the Jesus god now.

    Can't believe you didn't get the memo.
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