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    how come no one ever explained how the Buddha got that "beer belly"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoVsMatrix View Post
    Dude... stay informed.
    That part of the Bible... they don't cite that anymore Xians). That was the weirdo old God guy...some try and error... they all about the Jesus god now.

    Can't believe you didn't get the memo.
    Uh...you might wanna check out Eph. 6:5-9. That's the New Testament, for those in the cheap seats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the watchman View Post
    how come no one ever explained how the Buddha got that "beer belly"?
    Beer was for a long time brewed majorly by monks. Solved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Czernobog View Post
    Uh...you might wanna check out Eph. 6:5-9. That's the New Testament, for those in the cheap seats.
    Hey, don't get all mad at ME.. you're preaching to the choir. (Pun intended)

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoVsMatrix View Post
    Hey, don't get all mad at ME.. you're preaching to the choir. (Pun intended)
    However, you were, accurately, giving the response of the kool-aid drinkers. I was just demonstrating why that response is insufficient.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoVsMatrix View Post
    Beer was for a long time brewed majorly by monks. Solved.
    ah, the monk or the Buddha reincarnation riddle ? Buddha first. Or the monks.
    The monk brewing of the beer mystery solved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Czernobog View Post
    Throughout history, every mystery ever solved, has turned out to be not magic, or supernatural.
    Plus, now that there are cameras everywhere and everyone is carrying cellphones with cameras, all of a sudden we have less reported miracles.

    ...and less reported mysterious animals, less reported alien abductions, etc.
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    If your beliefs fit on a bumper sticker...think harder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnflesh View Post
    Jesus. The Mark Zuckerberg of Earth.

    I'm probably going to go to hell for that.
    It’s ok..he’s jewish
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    Saw this photo, and thought, "Yup. This is the goal of Islam," Not Jihadism, mind you, but Islam - as a religion.


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