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    Legalize Jesus

    Today I saw a truck at Walmart with a "legalize Jesus" sticker on the tailgate.
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    When has Jesus ever been illegal? The correct answer of course is never. All you thumpers out there will say "well...they are trying to... " which is bullshit.
    Name one case in America where Jesus is illegal.
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    I think he was banned from "Waffle House" in the 1980s for bouncing checks.
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    plenty of people named jesus.....


    i didnt ask for papers, but pretty sure jesus had to produce them to be cooking my dinner......

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    Quote Originally Posted by knight View Post
    Today I saw a truck at Walmart with a "legalize Jesus" sticker on the tailgate.
    Question :
    When has Jesus ever been illegal? The correct answer of course is never. All you thumpers out there will say "well...they are trying to... " which is bullshit.
    Name one case in America where Jesus is illegal.
    I know lots of people that gave up drug addiction and are now high as fuck on the lord.



    BTW, I still have this on vinyl, rolling paper included.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by knight View Post
    Today I saw a truck at Walmart with a "legalize Jesus" sticker on the tailgate.
    Question :
    When has Jesus ever been illegal? The correct answer of course is never. All you thumpers out there will say "well...they are trying to... " which is bullshit.
    Name one case in America where Jesus is illegal.
    Speaking his Name before a ball game, before class, is illegal, if Students have a prayer and say his name if the Coach Joins them it is illegal for him to do so



    LWNCs seem to think all Illegals are Mexicans, if that is true, how many are Jesus' are illegally in our country?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TNVolunteer73 View Post
    Speaking his Name before a ball game, before class, is illegal, if Students have a prayer and say his name if the Coach Joins them it is illegal for him to do so
    That does not make Jesus illegal. It makes the Establishment Clause enforceable and inviolable.

    "If there is any fixed star in our constitutional constellation, it is that no official, high or petty, can prescribe what shall be orthodox in politics, nationalism, religion, or other matters of opinion...." West Virginia State Board of Education v. Barnette, 319 U.S. 624, 642 (1943).
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    Quote Originally Posted by TNVolunteer73 View Post
    Speaking his Name before a ball game, before class, is illegal, if Students have a prayer and say his name if the Coach Joins them it is illegal for him to do so



    LWNCs seem to think all Illegals are Mexicans, if that is true, how many are Jesus' are illegally in our country?
    Who from the left said anything about Mexicans in this thread?

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    It's a bumper sticker... don't pay any mind to bumper stickers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnflesh View Post
    It's a bumper sticker... don't pay any mind to bumper stickers.
    I recently saw one that read:

    JESUS IS COMING (and, boy, is he pissed)

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    Quote Originally Posted by knight View Post
    Today I saw a truck at Walmart with a "legalize Jesus" sticker on the tailgate.
    Question :
    When has Jesus ever been illegal? The correct answer of course is never. All you thumpers out there will say "well...they are trying to... " which is bullshit.
    Name one case in America where Jesus is illegal.
    There is no point, the dishonest religious nuts don't give about the reality. It's always the same stupid bullshit they try to pass off as being a case for "christian discrimination" and we always destroy it for being stupid and the dumb hacks repeat and then deflect. Ignorant, insecure douchebags
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