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    Santa vs God

    In the spirit of Christmas, here are a few reasons why Santa is better than God:


    • Anyone can get presents from Santa, regardless of religious beliefs, sexuality, gender, or lifestyle.
    • Santa does not advocate stoning anyone to death for any reason.
    • Pretending to be Santa gets you invited to parties; pretending to be God gets you committed.
    • Santa rewards you before you die.
    • Santa only has one rule: BE NICE.
    • If you're naughty, Santa might punish you, but you start each year with a clean slate.
    • Santa never commanded a genocide.
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    Saint Nicholas of Myra was a True believer in the one True God Ywh and Jesus (God who became Flesh and dwelt among us).

    So if you celebrate Santa you are celebrating the life of the most giving followers of the One True God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TNVolunteer73 View Post
    Saint Nicholas of Myra was a True believer in the one True God Ywh and Jesus (God who became Flesh and dwelt among us).

    So if you celebrate Santa you are celebrating the life of the most giving followers of the One True God.
    Hate to burst your bubble but Santa Claus actually originated from the Sinterklaas, a Norse demigod which predated Christianity by about 250 years. But, hey. Congratulations for pointing out yet another pagan tradition that was usurped by Christianity in order to con pagans into worshipping a religion they really didn't want to have anything to do with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TNVolunteer73 View Post
    Saint Nicholas of Myra was a True believer in the one True G-d Ywh and Jesus (G-d who became Flesh and dwelt among us).

    So if you celebrate Santa you are celebrating the life of the most giving followers of the One True G-d.
    And thus it is demonstrated that Santa and Xmas are not and can be neither secular nor secularized. They are inherently religious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chief View Post
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4caz_TZS-A

    yeah makes sense.. Santa is an anagram of Satan after-all. heck, they even wear the same color outfits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian Jeffrey View Post
    And thus it is demonstrated that Santa and Xmas are not and can be neither secular nor secularized. They are inherently religious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Czernobog View Post
    Hate to burst your bubble but Santa Claus actually originated from the Sinterklaas, a Norse demigod which predated Christianity by about 250 years. But, hey. Congratulations for pointing out yet another pagan tradition that was usurped by Christianity in order to con pagans into worshipping a religion they really didn't want to have anything to do with.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ian Jeffrey View Post
    And thus it is demonstrated that Santa and Xmas are not and can be neither secular nor secularized. They are inherently religious.
    Looks like you disagree with Czernobog, he said Santa is Pagan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TNVolunteer73 View Post
    Saint Nicholas of Myra was a True believer in the one True God Ywh and Jesus (God who became Flesh and dwelt among us).

    So if you celebrate Santa you are celebrating the life of the most giving followers of the One True God.
    He also allegedly punched a 70 year-old heretic in the face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aboutenough View Post
    Looks like you disagree with Czernobog, he said Santa is Pagan.
    Nothing I said disagreed with what he said, in those two quotes. What makes you think otherwise.

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