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    mY personAl relationship with my lord and saviour Jesus Christ==

    Jesus and eYe are good friends. He helped me rebuild my carburetor last spring and ever since then, we have been homies. Satan sometimes tries to hang with us, but he's a dick so we always lose him in the mall or send him on some crazy errand to find some non-existant brand of ice cream or whatever.

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    he "blessed" my moped and now I fly through the air and around the world, which is noT anywhere near as fun as it sounds, so i bomb the shit out of people I don't like.
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    he gave me special powers of invisibility and use them to steal from the 7-11 when i get the munchies.

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    My favorite comics aRe 7 and a half inch worm comics, but they only made 15 copies so when 9 and a half inch worm comics came out, i was so hapy that i bought all 19 copies and added in my own dialog. This spring when 11 and a half inch worm comics finally hits the shelf, i'm going to begin a career as a rap singer.

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    my original sunday school teacher was arested for thought crimes (?). too bad, i was going to kill him. he out-flanked me.
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    pod people came a few weeks ago and i figured it out when i found members of my famikly minus their skin and no one could remember anything that happened. when mu sister finally recognized me, she screamed, dialed 911 and shot me in the arm. after thatt, shhe jumped in front of a truck!!!
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    no one believed me when when i claimed to have heard noises...scratching....yelling....from somewhere beyond thr great wall===which i undersand is not reasonable, bwecause tHERE IS NOTHING BEYOND THE GREAT WALL>....
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    jesus made it all better and he rrestarted the universe.

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    all is well....
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    It may be time to take your meds. If you did take your meds then maybe its time to see the doctor for a little adjustment in the mix.

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    It may be time to take your meds. If you did take your meds then maybe its time to see the doctor for a little adjustment in the mix.
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    I think...the pink tutu, skull t-shirt, bunny slippers and the propeller beanie...yes, that's it.
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    I think...the pink tutu, skull t-shirt, bunny slippers and the propeller beanie...yes, that's it.
    I took you back, but no more cheating on me with David Letterman...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puzzling Evidence View Post
    jesus made it all better and he rrestarted the universe.

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    all is well....[/FONT][/SIZE]
    TGIF??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puzzling Evidence View Post
    I took you back, but no more cheating on me with David Letterman...
    Craig Ferguson, maybe...but never David Letterman, I have better taste.

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    What are you smoking, man?
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    I have no clue either....
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