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    Definition of Marriage

    Marriage is a covenant, a sacred bond between a man 3rd wife (pregnant), instituted by and publicly entered into before God and normally consummated by sexual intercourse while having intercourse with hookers and bisexual porn stars.

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    There is no definition for it anymore, its whatever someone wants it to be.

    Its pretty much irrelevant now.

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    Marriage is a legal contract mandated by a government between two people defining asset division and responsibilities in case of a divorce.

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    Pagans are married until they are no longer in love.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spookycolt View Post
    There is no definition for it anymore, its whatever someone wants it to be.

    Its pretty much irrelevant now.
    Yep, it's whatever you want it to be.

    And that's exactly how it should be

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puzzling Evidence View Post
    Pagans are married until they are no longer in love.
    "Twelve years doesn't make you a happy couple. It makes you a LONG couple." -- Neil Simon
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    Quote Originally Posted by Puzzling Evidence View Post
    Pagans are married until they are no longer in love.
    Not by Canadian law.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RNG View Post
    Not by Canadian law.
    ... Jeremy Fisher:

    I thought that YOU were out fighting the great war....?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puzzling Evidence View Post
    Pagans are married until they are no longer in love.


    well what the hell is that... a pinkie swear or a promise ring kind of thing? Or do you just rope them up with a hogtie for the handfasting thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by syrenn View Post
    well what the hell is that... a pinkie swear or a promise ring kind of thing? Or do you just rope them up with a hogtie for the handfasting thing?
    If you don't knoW, look it up====I'm off the clock.


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