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    Holy crap.."god" is on Trump's side...

    I ran across the following mass of bullshit, and laughed my ass off at the massive dose of dumbassery. Some idiots not only believe in fictional beings, but ask their assistance in presidential elections.


    Here's the thinking. Beginning October 20th, 7AM on through the day up to the day before election day, November 7, prayer warriors are needed all day, everyday, every hour to pray. Use this, use it as a guide, post your own prayer. We have over 70 regular posters here daily. Surely we can do this. Prayer is a powerful weapon. We have access to the Creator of the Universe through the Blood of His Son. Praying together, for the same things, corporately as it were, makes us stronger and pleases the LORD of the Universe. On Election Day I would like for this site to do an all day prayer vigil for the election results..7am to 12am. Would that be agreeable to those of you who would participate?


    1. A protective hedge around Donald Trump, Team Trump.
    2. Protection, courage and assurance for Donald Trump voters and supporters.
    3. God to protect the election from vote fraud and any evil intent by those bent on deception.
    4. Open peoples' eyes to what the democrats are planning for this nation. I don't need to list this.
    5. God to restore his protective hand over our election process and this country.
    6. Pray for a generation who loves God and His laws to rise up to lead this nation.
    7. Pray pre-emptively for triumph for Donald Trump in this upcoming election.
    8. Pray offensively for Satan's influence over candidates, their staff and supporters to be rebuffed in their attempts to subvert the election process and lying to voters.


    Heavenly Father, You set rulers on their thrones and you remove them. You raise up nations and you throw them down. Father, we so need your blessings on this nation at this time. Our leaders are childish and they act like women. They lead this nation astray. We have sinned Lord. We have not fought back for the truth and have rolled over when we were told to tolerate wickedness and sin.

    Proverbs 25:26 Like a muddied spring or a polluted fountain is a righteous man who gives way before the wicked.

    We are as much to blame as those who hate your name and wish to pollute our nation's youth. We repent Lord and we ask that you bless us once again. We humble ourselves and we call on you to restore our nation.

    ...if my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and I will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14


    Throw off our corrupt officials that make our lives miserable. They don't care about the unborn, children, our elderly, our veterans or our security. They only care about themselves, their power and their wealth. Your people call for you Lord, Please hear us. Raise up a generation who love you and your word, LORD. Restore this nation and cause our people to Rise up and Praise You and Your Son's holy name. Bring about another Great Awakening, a return to You and your Word. You are our Protector, You are our Creator, You are God Almighty.

    Bless and protect Donald Trump and his staff. Protect trump supporters, LORD, from attacks by people who hate them. Open peoples' eyes to the true nature of Hillary Clinton and her supporters. Open peoples' eyes to what she intends to do to this nation if she is president. She has lied to everyone and has shown herself to be an enemy of truth and everything that is good and right.

    Whatever you do, work heartily, as for the Lord and not for men, knowing that from the Lord you will receive the inheritance as your reward. You are serving the Lord Christ. For the wrongdoer will be paid back for the wrong he has done, and there is no partiality.
    Proverbs 16:12

    It is an abomination to kings to do evil, for the throne is established by righteousness.


    Proverbs 29:2

    When the righteous increase, the people rejoice, but when the wicked rule, the people groan.

    Proverbs 16:18

    Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.


    If a ruler listens to falsehood, all his officials will be wicked. Proverbs 29-12



    Protect our election process, LORD. Convict those in positions of authority over this election process to be honest and incorruptible. Convict them of their responsibility to your LORD. You say that those in positions of authority will be judged more stridently because of their position.

    Colossians 3:23-25 Whatever you do, work heartily, as for the Lord and not for men, knowing that from the Lord you will receive the inheritance as your reward. You are serving the Lord Christ. For the wrongdoer will be paid back for the wrong he has done, and there is no partiality.

    LORD GOD, We pray for success for Donald Trump in the upcoming election. Give him stamina and the words to draw more people to him. We pray that Trump voters will get out to vote..that they will not be depressed or give up because of the lies of the media and other politicians. Make them aware that they can change this direction of the nation by their participation and by their prayers. We are blessed to have access through our prayers to the Creator of the Universe and that when we pray as one he is pleased and will listen to our prayers.

    LORD, if it be your will, restore your hand of protection on this nation. Bless and protect your people as we try to remove corrupt politicians and restore righteous God fearing government to our nation.

    We ask these thing in Your Son's Holy Name. He is the Lord of lords and King of kings.

    Amen


    What the actual fuck?
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    Think of it as the mirror opposite of the progressive's faith in government.

    To quote Bob Dylan, you gotta serve somebody


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    Quote Originally Posted by kmiller1610 View Post
    Think of it as the mirror opposite of the progressive's faith in government.

    To quote Bob Dylan, you gotta serve somebody

    I suppose I was stunned by this. I had to remind myself that this is modern times, not 1284 or some other antient time.

    It's just beyond stupid to me.
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    Let his days be few; and let another take his office.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmiller1610 View Post
    Think of it as the mirror opposite of the progressive's faith in government.

    To quote Bob Dylan, you gotta serve somebody

    Wrong. Only waiters "gotta serve somebody" and even they can change jobs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by knight View Post
    I ran across the following mass of bullshit, and laughed my ass off at the massive dose of dumbassery. Some idiots not only believe in fictional beings, but ask their assistance in presidential elections.


    Here's the thinking. Beginning October 20th, 7AM on through the day up to the day before election day, November 7, prayer warriors are needed all day, everyday, every hour to pray. Use this, use it as a guide, post your own prayer. We have over 70 regular posters here daily. Surely we can do this. Prayer is a powerful weapon. We have access to the Creator of the Universe through the Blood of His Son. Praying together, for the same things, corporately as it were, makes us stronger and pleases the LORD of the Universe. On Election Day I would like for this site to do an all day prayer vigil for the election results..7am to 12am. Would that be agreeable to those of you who would participate?


    1. A protective hedge around Donald Trump, Team Trump.
    2. Protection, courage and assurance for Donald Trump voters and supporters.
    3. God to protect the election from vote fraud and any evil intent by those bent on deception.
    4. Open peoples' eyes to what the democrats are planning for this nation. I don't need to list this.
    5. God to restore his protective hand over our election process and this country.
    6. Pray for a generation who loves God and His laws to rise up to lead this nation.
    7. Pray pre-emptively for triumph for Donald Trump in this upcoming election.
    8. Pray offensively for Satan's influence over candidates, their staff and supporters to be rebuffed in their attempts to subvert the election process and lying to voters.


    Heavenly Father, You set rulers on their thrones and you remove them. You raise up nations and you throw them down. Father, we so need your blessings on this nation at this time. Our leaders are childish and they act like women. They lead this nation astray. We have sinned Lord. We have not fought back for the truth and have rolled over when we were told to tolerate wickedness and sin.

    Proverbs 25:26 Like a muddied spring or a polluted fountain is a righteous man who gives way before the wicked.

    We are as much to blame as those who hate your name and wish to pollute our nation's youth. We repent Lord and we ask that you bless us once again. We humble ourselves and we call on you to restore our nation.

    ...if my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and I will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14


    Throw off our corrupt officials that make our lives miserable. They don't care about the unborn, children, our elderly, our veterans or our security. They only care about themselves, their power and their wealth. Your people call for you Lord, Please hear us. Raise up a generation who love you and your word, LORD. Restore this nation and cause our people to Rise up and Praise You and Your Son's holy name. Bring about another Great Awakening, a return to You and your Word. You are our Protector, You are our Creator, You are God Almighty.

    Bless and protect Donald Trump and his staff. Protect trump supporters, LORD, from attacks by people who hate them. Open peoples' eyes to the true nature of Hillary Clinton and her supporters. Open peoples' eyes to what she intends to do to this nation if she is president. She has lied to everyone and has shown herself to be an enemy of truth and everything that is good and right.

    Whatever you do, work heartily, as for the Lord and not for men, knowing that from the Lord you will receive the inheritance as your reward. You are serving the Lord Christ. For the wrongdoer will be paid back for the wrong he has done, and there is no partiality.
    Proverbs 16:12

    It is an abomination to kings to do evil, for the throne is established by righteousness.


    Proverbs 29:2

    When the righteous increase, the people rejoice, but when the wicked rule, the people groan.

    Proverbs 16:18

    Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.


    If a ruler listens to falsehood, all his officials will be wicked. Proverbs 29-12



    Protect our election process, LORD. Convict those in positions of authority over this election process to be honest and incorruptible. Convict them of their responsibility to your LORD. You say that those in positions of authority will be judged more stridently because of their position.

    Colossians 3:23-25 Whatever you do, work heartily, as for the Lord and not for men, knowing that from the Lord you will receive the inheritance as your reward. You are serving the Lord Christ. For the wrongdoer will be paid back for the wrong he has done, and there is no partiality.

    LORD GOD, We pray for success for Donald Trump in the upcoming election. Give him stamina and the words to draw more people to him. We pray that Trump voters will get out to vote..that they will not be depressed or give up because of the lies of the media and other politicians. Make them aware that they can change this direction of the nation by their participation and by their prayers. We are blessed to have access through our prayers to the Creator of the Universe and that when we pray as one he is pleased and will listen to our prayers.

    LORD, if it be your will, restore your hand of protection on this nation. Bless and protect your people as we try to remove corrupt politicians and restore righteous God fearing government to our nation.

    We ask these thing in Your Son's Holy Name. He is the Lord of lords and King of kings.

    Amen


    What the actual fuck?
    You could substitute any cult leader name in place of Trump, Jim Jones comes to mind....
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldGaffer View Post
    You could substitute any cult leader name in place of Trump, Jim Jones comes to mind....
    The fact that it is possible to replace his name with any other maniacs name is very scary.
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    Quote Originally Posted by knight View Post
    The fact that it is possible to replace his name with any other maniacs name is very scary.
    Those people are totally brainwashed to be serfs and lackeys.
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    This stupid prayer just proves that Republicans can't keep religion out of politics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by knight View Post
    This stupid prayer just proves that Republicans can't keep religion out of politics.
    Remember the Jesus Camp kids praying to a cardboard cut out of Bush?



    Serious brainwashing in progress....
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