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Thread: Jesse Duplantis Says Jesus Would Be Spreading the Gospel via Private Jet.

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    If God is in "the heavens," then a pastor needs to fly a lot so he can be closer to God.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert Urbanek View Post
    If God is in "the heavens," then a pastor needs to fly a lot so he can be closer to God.
    For the being he worships, he'd do better to get some deep tunneling equipment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madeline View Post
    So, in the Prosperity Gospel, is Bernie Madoff a saint?
    Oh, no! Madeline, Trump is the Saint! Haven’t you heard. Jesus is a fan of Trump! He really is!

    You think that is not true? I just read an Evangelical,who informed me Trump has been Saved! He is free from SIN!


    I think they forgot that verse where Jesus says, “ Go and sin no more!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert Urbanek View Post
    If God is in "the heavens," then a pastor needs to fly a lot so he can be closer to God.
    A Saint has wings! Why does he need a Jet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Knuckles View Post
    I’m religious and I can explain.

    I don’t know who Jessie whatever is. When he says something it means it’s sonething HE thinks. It doesn’t mean that a billion other people magically begin to think it because he said it.

    A total stranger saying something doesn’t mean that I think it.
    And that's about as far as this should go.

    "But wait, there's more!"
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    No wonder the young are turning away from Religion. This is sickening when so many need real help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madeline View Post
    So, in the Prosperity Gospel, is Bernie Madoff a saint?
    He was a saint, up until the day he got caught.

    That was a downright defrocking, what happened to him then.

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