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    Quote Originally Posted by Madeline View Post
    I would be happily smoking (or eating) marijuana, rather than trying to buy a decent scotch, but even though we legalized marijuana LAST FALL, this fucking state is still fucking around and not one dispensary has opened for business. At the rate they're going, none ever will.

    I should just do like everyone else in this beshitted state, and go buy some fucking HEROIN.
    Can't you get edibles mailed to you from California?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoVsMatrix View Post
    Yes, you did.
    I said it was Cognac, you just quoted it.

    Where did I say it was scotch?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoVsMatrix View Post
    But there is the risk that Kentucky thinks only Kentucky Whisky is good Whisky... and that they might not want anyone to buy Single Malt Scotch
    Bourbon.

    But I know that Kentucky will not allow mail-order liquor or wine to be delivered to an address in the state. Much of Kentucky is DRY in that you can't purchase or even give away alcoholic beverages, depending on the county and the town.

    @Madeline, they have similar situations in other states: Pennsylvania, West Virginia, and Virginia all have state liquor stores with lousy selections.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madeline View Post
    NOTHING that is not made in Scotland is "scotch".

    And you are spelling "whisky" wrong.

    LOL.

    Now you are just getting technical.

    Its a forum discussion on the internet, you know what I meant.

    No reason to nitpick.

    Its like there is only one region in the world that produces Champagne....we know that but there are many Champagnes out there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madeline View Post
    I can probably buy dope anytime I run up to Speedway's for cigarettes. But I was looking forward to getting it from a dispensary.
    Dispensaries put you on the radar with your card. Go to a head shop and buy papers, that will start the dialog. Not sure if you have a active law license still...the card could put that at risk. Which is a shame if you ask me.
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    My wife sent me to the liquor store to buy a bottle of Merlot. I figured I'd pick up a six-pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade while I was there. I found the wine coolers - but didn't see any MHL.

    The cashier explained they they can't sell MHL, because liquor stores can't sell beer - and beer is defined as any alcoholic beverage containing malt. MHL contains malt. Go fig.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djinn View Post
    My wife sent me to the liquor store to buy a bottle of Merlot. I figured I'd pick up a six-pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade while I was there. I found the wine coolers - but didn't see any MHL.

    The cashier explained they they can't sell MHL, because liquor stores can't sell beer - and beer is defined as any alcoholic beverage containing malt. MHL contains malt. Go fig.
    Germany would SUE them for this !!! MHL to be called beer, tsk!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djinn View Post
    My wife sent me to the liquor store to buy a bottle of Merlot. I figured I'd pick up a six-pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade while I was there. I found the wine coolers - but didn't see any MHL.

    The cashier explained they they can't sell MHL, because liquor stores can't sell beer - and beer is defined as any alcoholic beverage containing malt. MHL contains malt. Go fig.
    That's interesting.

    Those are indeed weird laws.

    I loved living in Reno, you could buy anything anytime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spookycolt View Post
    Now you are just getting technical.

    Its a forum discussion on the internet, you know what I meant.

    No reason to nitpick.

    Its like there is only one region in the world that produces Champagne....we know that but there are many Champagnes out there.
    But Johnny Walker IS made in Scotland!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Thx1138 View Post
    But Johnny Walker IS made in Scotland!



    Thx
    Ahhhh, either forgot that or didn't know.

    Good point.
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