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    Quote Originally Posted by Spookycolt View Post
    Don't worry, you still will be free to murder your babies, we will just make it more difficult for people to do so.
    Out here in the real world, child, we just believe women have the right to decide what happens to their own bodies. Murdering babies is against the law.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rorschach View Post
    Is the state going to place "Stall Watchers" are all public restrooms?
    Well, the state of Texas DOES have some weird jobs. For instance, I heard that they have a Chief Cheerleader Inspector, who goes around the state conducting 'inspections' to make sure that cheerleaders in Texas are not wearing clothing that is too skimpy.

    I made VIGOROUS inquiries into how one could go about landing that job, but alas, it is apparently only available to Texas 'natives'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by John T Ford View Post
    I didn't find it funny at all.
    Living in the Great State of Texas, John T. Ford is ALARMED by the very IDEA that the state might fine him $100 each and every time he masturbates, and fully intends to make VIGOROUS complaints to each and every one of his state legislators.

    There will be NO 'beating around the bush' on this one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OHjulie View Post
    Oh, I thought at first this was about ED meds not being covered by TrumpCare.
    Not to worry, Donald Trump will make SURE that his new TrumpCare plan covers ALL the ED meds that men might need. This is a national emergency.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryAnne View Post
    I think this is a 'spunky' legislative effort on the part of Jessica Ferrar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigLeRoy View Post
    Well, the state of Texas DOES have some weird jobs. For instance, I heard that they have a Chief Cheerleader Inspector, who goes around the state conducting 'inspections' to make sure that cheerleaders in Texas are not wearing clothing that is too skimpy.

    I made VIGOROUS inquiries into how one could go about landing that job, but alas, it is apparently only available to Texas 'natives'.
    The bill was introduced by a woman in answer to all the women bashing bills men have introduced.

    I am pretty sure the guy inspecting the Cheerleaders last name is Ford. Now,that is just a guess on my part, but like Trump I thought that,so it must be true!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryAnne View Post
    I think it is HIGH TIME America started fining all of our shameless masturbaters. Just think of all the wasted, life-giving SPERM that do not succeed in achieving their mission to impregnate some woman every time a man engages in the disgusting habit of masturbating.

    Woody Allen had something very important to say on this subject in his important documentary movie "Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex". If you've seen the movie, I'm SURE you know what I'm talking about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryAnne View Post
    The bill was introduced by a woman in answer to all the women bashing bills men have introduced.

    I am pretty sure the guy inspecting the Cheerleaders last name is Ford. Now,that is just a guess on my part, but like Trump I thought that,so it must be true!
    I don't care WHAT his name is, I am jealous of him. And I bet I'd be a BETTER cheerleader inspector than he is!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigLeRoy View Post
    I think this is a 'spunky' legislative effort on the part of Jessica Ferrar.
    Quote Originally Posted by BigLeRoy View Post
    Living in the Great State of Texas, John T. Ford is ALARMED by the very IDEA that the state might fine him $100 each and every time he masturbates, and fully intends to make VIGOROUS complaints to each and every one of his state legislators.

    There will be NO 'beating around the bush' on this one!
    Told ya,they have no sense of humor!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rorschach View Post
    Is the state going to place "Stall Watchers" are all public restrooms?
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