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    Quote Originally Posted by Isalexi View Post
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    UGH! That is NOT a job I would want!!

    I would MUCH rather be the Chief Top Head Cheerleader 'Inspector'.

    As for my 'qualifications', I am VERY good at 'inspecting'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Isalexi View Post
    I. First in line
    Better be careful,I think LeRoy wants that job, too. He would move to Texas for the Cheer Leader inspection job,though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigLeRoy View Post
    UGH! That is NOT a job I would want!!

    I would MUCH rather be the Chief Top Head Cheerleader 'Inspector'.

    As for my 'qualifications', I am VERY good at 'inspecting'.
    Well,gee,here I was trying to get you a great retirement job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigLeRoy View Post
    I think it is HIGH TIME America started fining all of our shameless masturbaters. Just think of all the wasted, life-giving SPERM that do not succeed in achieving their mission to impregnate some woman every time a man engages in the disgusting habit of masturbating.

    Woody Allen had something very important to say on this subject in his important documentary movie "Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex". If you've seen the movie, I'm SURE you know what I'm talking about.
    I missed the movie. I already know all there is to know about sex,and, I never fooled around with my adopted daughter!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryAnne View Post
    I missed the movie. I already know all there is to know about sex,and, I never fooled around with my adopted daughter!
    In the movie, which featured several different but related 'skits', in one of those skits, Woody Allen was playing the role of an individual sperm cell, lining up to get ready to be SHOT out of his current location, along with a lot of other sperm cells, and they all suddenly started worrying about whether the guy was masturbating, and if they might end up stuck on the ceiling.....or even worse, where they might end up if the guy was GAY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigLeRoy View Post
    Well, the state of Texas DOES have some weird jobs. For instance, I heard that they have a Chief Cheerleader Inspector, who goes around the state conducting 'inspections' to make sure that cheerleaders in Texas are not wearing clothing that is too skimpy.

    I made VIGOROUS inquiries into how one could go about landing that job, but alas, it is apparently only available to Texas 'natives'.
    DAMN! That would be a dream job, wouldn't it?

    (There SHOULD be "cheerleader" inspectors, making certain that they practice safely! EGADS, but some of the things those ladies do is...rather skerry!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Isalexi View Post
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    Will you be making "home" inspections as well?

    To quote Star Lord: "...If I turn on a black light, this place will look like a Jackson Pollock painting."

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    Quote Originally Posted by John T Ford View Post
    Unfortunately, Texas has some blue districts and some diseased minded liberals representing those districts.

    Jessica Farrar is a shining example of just how sick liberalism is.

    Oh ffs. Shut up. You really do a huge disservice to us NORMAL Texans.

    YUUUUUUUGE disservice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spookycolt View Post
    Don't worry, you still will be free to murder your babies, we will just make it more difficult for people to do so.
    Cool. The unmurdered ones can follow your lying, cheating ways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigLeRoy View Post
    Living in the Great State of Texas, John T. Ford is ALARMED by the very IDEA that the state might fine him $100 each and every time he masturbates, and fully intends to make VIGOROUS complaints to each and every one of his state legislators.

    There will be NO 'beating around the bush' on this one!
    Either you're learning John doesn't represent all Texans orrrrr you're learning to fear THIS Texans wrath.

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