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    Quote Originally Posted by BigLeRoy View Post
    UGH! That is NOT a job I would want!!

    I would MUCH rather be the Chief Top Head Cheerleader 'Inspector'.

    As for my 'qualifications', I am VERY good at 'inspecting'.
    I am pretty sure you meant "Top of the Head Inspector."

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweettee View Post
    I am pretty sure you meant "Top of the Head Inspector."
    Oh, no. Oh, no. The inspections would go FAR beyond 'the top of the head'. We are not so much concerned about the HAIR of these immoral Texas cheerleaders. We are deeply concerned about how much SKIN they are exposing. THAT'S the issue!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweettee View Post
    Either you're learning John doesn't represent all Texans orrrrr you're learning to fear THIS Texans wrath.
    Well, John has 'The Great State of Texas' right below his avatar, for the question of where he is from.

    I suspect he still thinks it is the Republic of Texas, granted autonomy and self-rule by Uncle Sam. That's GOTTA be Sam Houston, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigLeRoy View Post
    Oh, no. Oh, no. The inspections would go FAR beyond 'the top of the head'. We are not so much concerned about the HAIR of these immoral Texas cheerleaders. We are deeply concerned about how much SKIN they are exposing. THAT'S the issue!
    Dude, think. You're seeing the top of a chicks head..from above...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigLeRoy View Post
    I think it is HIGH TIME America started fining all of our shameless masturbaters. Just think of all the wasted, life-giving SPERM that do not succeed in achieving their mission to impregnate some woman every time a man engages in the disgusting habit of masturbating.

    Woody Allen had something very important to say on this subject in his important documentary movie "Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex". If you've seen the movie, I'm SURE you know what I'm talking about.
    And Monty Python's "every sperm is sacred."

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryAnne View Post
    John Ford would go bankrupt in a month!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweettee View Post
    Dude, think. You're seeing the top of a chicks head..from above...
    Sorry. I am more like Steve Martin. He wanted to put women high up on a pedestal. So that he could look UP their dress.

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    Quote Originally Posted by a777pilot View Post
    If masterbation was against the law I would be on death row.
    Oh hell, I'm just gonna say it! WE ALL WOULD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigLeRoy View Post
    UGH! That is NOT a job I would want!!

    I would MUCH rather be the Chief Top Head Cheerleader 'Inspector'.

    As for my 'qualifications', I am VERY good at 'inspecting'.
    I guess we are both heterosexuals
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    Quote Originally Posted by Isalexi View Post
    I guess we are both heterosexuals
    Yes, but if I WERE a girl, I would be a lesbian.

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