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    This work of imagination and speculation is my attempt at projecting the truth of the current political state of affairs in the US (as it relates to the current investigations into collusion and sedition).

    Our story begins with Trump's second run for the Presidency.

    The well established lines of collaboration between the Obama White House and many of the prominent media outlets were abuzz with excitement over the possibility of a second trump run.

    Unnamed american #1 to Unnamed american #2.

    "Oh my freaking God, can you imagine what Hillary would do to Trump? We have got to have him as our opponent!"

    " Well, what do you think we can do to have him?"

    "Cover the crap out of him, day and night. The stupid voters on the right will eat it up and nominate him!"

    "Plus it will be great for ratings!"

    Meanwhile, deep in the bowls of the Obama White House.

    Unnamed american #3 to Unnamed american #4

    "What else can we do to make a fool of Trump?"

    "Well, that's not hard but have SR make some requests of our old friends in Unnamed intelligence department #1 so we can have dirt to set up some lines of attack!


    Six weeks later, deep in the bowls of the Obama White House.

    Unnamed american #5 to Unnamed american #6

    "So what did SR come up with?"

    " Lotsa stuff. We know whose sleeping with whom, what the Dutch Ambassador thinks of trump's hair, multiple contacts with unnamed countries 13, 18, 19 and 35 and business
    contacts. The spreadsheet of intercepts runs 50 pages.

    "But what can we USE?

    " Well, unnamed american #7 has this idea that we pull out everything from unnamed country 19 and link it to Trump's admiration for Putin and try to draw off a few hundred thousand votes, just in case we need them, which I don't think we will need. But if we can create a red scare among the right wing extremists that might help us to, say, take Texas. "

    " Put the idea in the maybe file. Watch the polls. It's either the pussy grabbing quote or the red scare idea..."

    The day after the election, deep in the bowls of the Obama White House.

    Unnamed american #5, Unnamed american #6, Unnamed american #3 and Unnamed american #4 talking:

    "What a freaking disaster!"

    "What are we going to do?!"

    "Well, we never used the Red Scare file. How about now?"

    "It's too late! He's been elected! Using it now would be sedition"

    " What if we accused Trump of collusion with the Russians?"

    "Never work and it's sedition!"

    "If we did a full court press with all our buddies in the press, we could get him impeached in a month.."

    " we could just make SR the fall gal if it doesn't work.

    " Yeah. We know she'll carry unnamed POTUS's water.

    "Let's go for it!"
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    it is called FELONY..

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    Quote Originally Posted by TNVolunteer73 View Post
    it is called FELONY..
    What if it's a collective effort? Can you accuse a group conspiracy of a felony?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmiller1610 View Post
    This work of imagination and speculation is my attempt at projecting the truth of the current political state of affairs in the US (as it relates to the current investigations into collusion and sedition).

    Our story begins with Trump's second run for the Presidency.

    The well established lines of collaboration between the Obama White House and many of the prominent media outlets were abuzz with excitement over the possibility of a second trump run.

    Unnamed american #1 to Unnamed american #2.

    "Oh my freaking God, can you imagine what Hillary would do to Trump? We have got to have him as our opponent!"

    " Well, what do you think we can do to have him?"

    "Cover the crap out of him, day and night. The stupid voters on the right will eat it up and nominate him!"

    "Plus it will be great for ratings!"

    Meanwhile, deep in the bowls of the Obama White House.

    Unnamed american #3 to Unnamed american #4

    "What else can we do to make a fool of Trump?"

    "Well, that's not hard but have SR make some requests of our old friends in Unnamed intelligence department #1 so we can have dirt to set up some lines of attack!


    Six weeks later, deep in the bowls of the Obama White House.

    Unnamed american #5 to Unnamed american #6

    "So what did SR come up with?"

    " Lotsa stuff. We know whose sleeping with whom, what the Dutch Ambassador thinks of trump's hair, multiple contacts with unnamed countries 13, 18, 19 and 35 and business
    contacts. The spreadsheet of intercepts runs 50 pages.

    "But what can we USE?

    " Well, unnamed american #7 has this idea that we pull out everything from unnamed country 19 and link it to Trump's admiration for Putin and try to draw off a few hundred thousand votes, just in case we need them, which I don't think we will need. But if we can create a red scare among the right wing extremists that might help us to, say, take Texas. "

    " Put the idea in the maybe file. Watch the polls. It's either the pussy grabbing quote or the red scare idea..."

    The day after the election, deep in the bowls of the Obama White House.

    Unnamed american #5, Unnamed american #6, Unnamed american #3 and Unnamed american #4 talking:

    "What a freaking disaster!"

    "What are we going to do?!"

    "Well, we never used the Red Scare file. How about now?"

    "It's too late! He's been elected! Using it now would be sedition"

    " What if we accused Trump of collusion with the Russians?"

    "Never work and it's sedition!"

    "If we did a full court press with all our buddies in the press, we could get him impeached in a month.."

    " we could just make SR the fall gal if it doesn't work.

    " Yeah. We know she'll carry unnamed POTUS's water.

    "Let's go for it!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmiller1610 View Post
    This work of imagination and speculation is my attempt at projecting the truth of the current political state of affairs in the US (as it relates to the current investigations into collusion and sedition).

    Our story begins with Trump's second run for the Presidency.

    The well established lines of collaboration between the Obama White House and many of the prominent media outlets were abuzz with excitement over the possibility of a second trump run.

    Unnamed american #1 to Unnamed american #2.

    "Oh my freaking God, can you imagine what Hillary would do to Trump? We have got to have him as our opponent!"

    " Well, what do you think we can do to have him?"

    "Cover the crap out of him, day and night. The stupid voters on the right will eat it up and nominate him!"

    "Plus it will be great for ratings!"

    Meanwhile, deep in the bowls of the Obama White House.

    Unnamed american #3 to Unnamed american #4

    "What else can we do to make a fool of Trump?"

    "Well, that's not hard but have SR make some requests of our old friends in Unnamed intelligence department #1 so we can have dirt to set up some lines of attack!


    Six weeks later, deep in the bowls of the Obama White House.

    Unnamed american #5 to Unnamed american #6

    "So what did SR come up with?"

    " Lotsa stuff. We know whose sleeping with whom, what the Dutch Ambassador thinks of trump's hair, multiple contacts with unnamed countries 13, 18, 19 and 35 and business
    contacts. The spreadsheet of intercepts runs 50 pages.

    "But what can we USE?

    " Well, unnamed american #7 has this idea that we pull out everything from unnamed country 19 and link it to Trump's admiration for Putin and try to draw off a few hundred thousand votes, just in case we need them, which I don't think we will need. But if we can create a red scare among the right wing extremists that might help us to, say, take Texas. "

    " Put the idea in the maybe file. Watch the polls. It's either the pussy grabbing quote or the red scare idea..."

    The day after the election, deep in the bowls of the Obama White House.

    Unnamed american #5, Unnamed american #6, Unnamed american #3 and Unnamed american #4 talking:

    "What a freaking disaster!"

    "What are we going to do?!"

    "Well, we never used the Red Scare file. How about now?"

    "It's too late! He's been elected! Using it now would be sedition"

    " What if we accused Trump of collusion with the Russians?"

    "Never work and it's sedition!"

    "If we did a full court press with all our buddies in the press, we could get him impeached in a month.."

    " we could just make SR the fall gal if it doesn't work.

    " Yeah. We know she'll carry unnamed POTUS's water.

    "Let's go for it!"
    You get the vaulted ignorant rightwing dumbshit award...

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    I think it would work on an informed version of SNL.

    Maybe in a few months,

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    As is my way, I will be tracking the reveal to see how close my scenario is to what really happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmiller1610 View Post
    As is my way, I will be tracking the reveal to see how close my scenario is to what really happened.
    Probably closer than you think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spookycolt View Post
    Probably closer than you think.
    I am pretty sure it's accurate to within one unnamed american.

    But my bottom line prediction is that both sides will back off and the entire matter will fade because nobody is bold enough to deal with all this, perhaps more than anything, taking on the intelligence agencies.

    The truth is a stranger to Washington anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmiller1610 View Post
    This work of imagination and speculation is my attempt at projecting the truth of the current political state of affairs in the US (as it relates to the current investigations into collusion and sedition).

    Our story begins with Trump's second run for the Presidency.

    The well established lines of collaboration between the Obama White House and many of the prominent media outlets were abuzz with excitement over the possibility of a second trump run.

    Unnamed american #1 to Unnamed american #2.

    "Oh my freaking God, can you imagine what Hillary would do to Trump? We have got to have him as our opponent!"

    " Well, what do you think we can do to have him?"

    "Cover the crap out of him, day and night. The stupid voters on the right will eat it up and nominate him!"

    "Plus it will be great for ratings!"

    Meanwhile, deep in the bowls of the Obama White House.

    Unnamed american #3 to Unnamed american #4

    "What else can we do to make a fool of Trump?"

    "Well, that's not hard but have SR make some requests of our old friends in Unnamed intelligence department #1 so we can have dirt to set up some lines of attack!


    Six weeks later, deep in the bowls of the Obama White House.

    Unnamed american #5 to Unnamed american #6

    "So what did SR come up with?"

    " Lotsa stuff. We know whose sleeping with whom, what the Dutch Ambassador thinks of trump's hair, multiple contacts with unnamed countries 13, 18, 19 and 35 and business
    contacts. The spreadsheet of intercepts runs 50 pages.

    "But what can we USE?

    " Well, unnamed american #7 has this idea that we pull out everything from unnamed country 19 and link it to Trump's admiration for Putin and try to draw off a few hundred thousand votes, just in case we need them, which I don't think we will need. But if we can create a red scare among the right wing extremists that might help us to, say, take Texas. "

    " Put the idea in the maybe file. Watch the polls. It's either the pussy grabbing quote or the red scare idea..."

    The day after the election, deep in the bowls of the Obama White House.

    Unnamed american #5, Unnamed american #6, Unnamed american #3 and Unnamed american #4 talking:

    "What a freaking disaster!"

    "What are we going to do?!"

    "Well, we never used the Red Scare file. How about now?"

    "It's too late! He's been elected! Using it now would be sedition"

    " What if we accused Trump of collusion with the Russians?"

    "Never work and it's sedition!"

    "If we did a full court press with all our buddies in the press, we could get him impeached in a month.."

    " we could just make SR the fall gal if it doesn't work.

    " Yeah. We know she'll carry unnamed POTUS's water.

    "Let's go for it!"
    Why don't you take your badly written fiction, and shove it back up whatever orifice you pulled it out of?

    Your work of imagination and speculation is yet another of your thinly veiled, yet fully transparent attempts to smear the Obama administration. It would be far better for all concerned if you found a forum on the web better suited to your anti-Obama masturbatory fantasies - say perhaps, Alex Jones or Breitbart.
    Last edited by NiteGuy; 10th April 2017 at 04:32 AM.
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