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    Reichstag Cowboy Trump

    I'm not sure if I get the connection between Trump and this historical event either, but it popped into my twisted mind. Sing along!

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichstag_fire

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kAU3B9Pi_U

    I've been screaming my needs so long
    Shavin' my mustache wrong
    I know every choking reflux maneuver of Heimlich
    Where hustler's the fold where wife came
    And nice guys get washed away like it's Dunkirk again
    There's been a load of shit-promising
    On the road to that convention
    But I'm gonna be where the torch is turning on me

    Like a Reichstag cowboy
    Riding on my high horse in a star-spangled pony show
    Like a Reichstag cowboy
    Getting cards and letters from people, I don't get the joke
    And Pontiff's comin' over from Rome

    Well, I really don't mind the flame
    I'm a scarecrow without his brain
    But you're down when you ride to Ukraine
    on a train from Manhattan
    And I dream of the things I'll do
    With a subway sandwich and a dollar shoved inside kazoo
    There'll be a load of compromisin'
    On the road of shit, no siphon
    But I'm gonna be where the heat illuminates me

    Like a Reichstag cowboy
    Riding out on a horse in a stag-filming pony show

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    Quote Originally Posted by vikingbeast View Post
    I'm not sure if I get the connection between Trump and this historical event either, but it popped into my twisted mind. Sing along!

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichstag_fire

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kAU3B9Pi_U

    I've been screaming my needs so long
    Shavin' my mustache wrong
    I know every choking reflux maneuver of Heimlich
    Where hustler's the fold where wife came
    And nice guys get washed away like it's Dunkirk again
    There's been a load of shit-promising
    On the road to that convention
    But I'm gonna be where the torch is turning on me

    Like a Reichstag cowboy
    Riding on my high horse in a star-spangled pony show
    Like a Reichstag cowboy
    Getting cards and letters from people, I don't get the joke
    And Pontiff's comin' over from Rome

    Well, I really don't mind the flame
    I'm a scarecrow without his brain
    But you're down when you ride to Ukraine
    on a train from Manhattan
    And I dream of the things I'll do
    With a subway sandwich and a dollar shoved inside kazoo
    There'll be a load of compromisin'
    On the road of shit, no siphon
    But I'm gonna be where the heat illuminates me

    Like a Reichstag cowboy
    Riding out on a horse in a stag-filming pony show
    My prediction?

    No fire and fury. It will be a dud like Iraq. The stock market will tank and we'll stuck there for 20 years.

    Lee Greenwood will be played.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Davocrat View Post
    My prediction?

    No fire and fury. It will be a dud like Iraq. The stock market will tank and we'll stuck there for 20 years.

    Lee Greenwood will be played.
    Wahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahah!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
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    Very clever, did you write it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Claudius the God View Post
    Very clever, did you write it?
    Yeah, kind of a hobby of mine I pop out when the mood strikes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vikingbeast View Post
    I'm not sure if I get the connection between Trump and this historical event either, but it popped into my twisted mind. Sing along!

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichstag_fire

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kAU3B9Pi_U

    I've been screaming my needs so long
    Shavin' my mustache wrong
    I know every choking reflux maneuver of Heimlich
    Where hustler's the fold where wife came
    And nice guys get washed away like it's Dunkirk again
    There's been a load of shit-promising
    On the road to that convention
    But I'm gonna be where the torch is turning on me

    Like a Reichstag cowboy
    Riding on my high horse in a star-spangled pony show
    Like a Reichstag cowboy
    Getting cards and letters from people, I don't get the joke
    And Pontiff's comin' over from Rome

    Well, I really don't mind the flame
    I'm a scarecrow without his brain
    But you're down when you ride to Ukraine
    on a train from Manhattan
    And I dream of the things I'll do
    With a subway sandwich and a dollar shoved inside kazoo
    There'll be a load of compromisin'
    On the road of shit, no siphon
    But I'm gonna be where the heat illuminates me

    Like a Reichstag cowboy
    Riding out on a horse in a stag-filming pony show
    A reference to pussy grabbing in the verse would be cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blues63 View Post
    A reference to pussy grabbing in the verse would be cool.
    I'll take that under advisement for my next jingle..............
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blues63 View Post
    A reference to pussy grabbing in the verse would be cool.
    Too bad many men, and his cheerleaders on this board, think that is a "nothingburger", even laudable--a guy's guy'--ENTITLED.

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    good thing you have a day job...and it's not at CNN

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    Quote Originally Posted by webrockk View Post
    good thing you have a day job...and it's not at CNN
    Why don't you run out to WalMart tonight and buy yourself a sense of humor and a quart of anti-freeze. You'll waste money on the sense of humor, so drink the anti-freeze.......................

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