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    Veteran Member Devil505's Avatar
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    I'm selling million dollar life insurance policies for $5.00

    Payable to the family of anyone killed by a N. Korean missile attack.

    Any takers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil505 View Post
    Payable to the family of anyone killed by a N. Korean missile attack.

    Any takers?
    Oh yeah, maybe you should go back to another thread and ask the quys who are buying what Trump and his Administration are selling. They will buy anything apparently.
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    I can't afford to piss $5 bucks down the drain. I'd rather play powerball. I'd have a way better chance of winning that Kim Jung Un will launch a missile to mainland US.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eve1 View Post
    Oh yeah, maybe you should go back to another thread and ask the quys who are buying what Trump and his Administration are selling. They will buy anything apparently.
    Bomb shelters are selling out.

    Like when lil Marco bought a shotgun for Christmas when ISIS was scaring people.

    Remember Ebloa

    Prayer Rugs and Qu'rans at the Mexican border

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    The only bomb in North Korea I fear is Young Kim Him Yon Well Hung or whatever the fuck his name is is taking a shit and not flushing..............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil505 View Post
    Payable to the family of anyone killed by a N. Korean missile attack.

    Any takers?
    Might want to word your policy a bit better:

    --Will you accept Japanese or South Koreans in your policy?

    --Do you mean "ANY" missile attack, or, just a "Nuclear" missile attack?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rorschach View Post
    Might want to word your policy a bit better:

    --Will you accept Japanese or South Koreans in your policy?

    --Do you mean "ANY" missile attack, or, just a "Nuclear" missile attack?
    Japanese yes.
    S. Koreans have lived with a the real fear of N. Korean attack for half a century.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil505 View Post
    Payable to the family of anyone killed by a N. Korean missile attack.

    Any takers?
    I would but I just spent all my money on a bridge in Brooklyn that someone sold to me. He even threw in a paint job

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil505 View Post
    Payable to the family of anyone killed by a N. Korean missile attack.

    Any takers?
    Sure I'll take it.

    Got a paypal account?

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