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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    Should doctors REALLY have to have medical licenses? My uncle's a mechanic and really good with his hands.
    We all know a duodenum is much like a carburettor, except that it's made of some sticky stuff.
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    What's the difference between anthrax and a machine gun, anyway? Making chemical weapons illegal hasnt stopped anyone from committing mass murder. They just go and buy 47 guns instead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thx1138 View Post
    Here, hold my beer, I'll go light the fuse.

    Drinking and driving laws, wasn't it legal to drink beer and drive in Texas at one time?

    I mean, providing you ain't drunk?

    Drinking is Constitutional, driving is Constitutional, I don't see a "dilemma" here...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TennesseeRain View Post
    The NRA and the gun humpers don't think regulations would help solve our gun violence problem. I'm sure they are right. But I thought it would be nice to compile a list of other things that are regulated so we can all contact our congressmen and women to tell them that these things should be deregulated because regulations don't work:

    1. Bring back lawn darts.
    2. No more seat belt laws. I'm tired of being restricted.
    3. No more child proof prescription medication lids
    4. No more tamper proof product packaging
    5. Asbestos - Fireproofing now and forever
    What about kinder surprise eggs??? Why can your kids have a fucking gun, but they can't have a chocolate egg with a toy in it?
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    The satire in this thread is awesome.

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    Stop signs. We require millions of them to be up all over the place and people are STILL getting into car wrecks.

    Tear 'em down!
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    We don't have helmet laws in Arizona and it hasn't been a problem.

    Sorry for you folks in states that are forced to wear them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spookycolt View Post
    We don't have helmet laws in Arizona and it hasn't been a problem.

    Sorry for you folks in states that are forced to wear them.
    No brains there, so no need, huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    Why is only NASA allowed to launch missions to the moon? I've got a lot of diesel fuel and a couple 50 gallon oil drums I could weld together.
    Remember this Andy Griffith TV series?

    Salvage 1 - Wiki

    Salvage 1 - IMDB


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    Quote Originally Posted by TennesseeRain View Post
    I think passing a quiz on buzzfeed should suffice.
    Or staying at a Holiday Inn Express...
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