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    Safety Rules/Banned Things

    The NRA and the gun humpers don't think regulations would help solve our gun violence problem. I'm sure they are right. But I thought it would be nice to compile a list of other things that are regulated so we can all contact our congressmen and women to tell them that these things should be deregulated because regulations don't work:

    1. Bring back lawn darts.
    2. No more seat belt laws. I'm tired of being restricted.
    3. No more child proof prescription medication lids
    4. No more tamper proof product packaging
    5. Asbestos - Fireproofing now and forever
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    Why is only NASA allowed to launch missions to the moon? I've got a lot of diesel fuel and a couple 50 gallon oil drums I could weld together.
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    No safety on constructions sites. Let all those regulations go and when the workers start dying just call 'em 'snowflakes'.

    Is that it, Rob Larrikan?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    Why is only NASA allowed to launch missions to the moon? I've got a lot of diesel fuel and a couple 50 gallon oil drums I could weld together.
    I wanna watch this....
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    Should doctors REALLY have to have medical licenses? My uncle's a mechanic and really good with his hands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    Why is only NASA allowed to launch missions to the moon? I've got a lot of diesel fuel and a couple 50 gallon oil drums I could weld together.
    I think dog farts, if properly harnessed, could help get you there as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blues63 View Post
    No safety on constructions sites. Let all those regulations go and when the workers start dying just call 'em 'snowflakes'.

    Is that it, Rob Larrikan?
    That reminds me of that classic photo of the workers sitting on the steel beam, eating lunch while on break from building the Sears tower (?) in Manhattan. I react viscerally to that photo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    Should doctors REALLY have to have medical licenses? My uncle's a mechanic and really good with his hands.
    I think passing a quiz on buzzfeed should suffice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    Should doctors REALLY have to have medical licenses?
    Or lawyers law licenses? Comicus was a good stand-up philosopher.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blues63 View Post
    I wanna watch this....
    Here, hold my beer, I'll go light the fuse.

    Drinking and driving laws, wasn't it legal to drink beer and drive in Texas at one time?

    I mean, providing you ain't drunk?

    Drinking is Constitutional, driving is Constitutional, I don't see a "dilemma" here...

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