Democrat Resolution to Condemn Bush Family Tree
"The Democrat leadership, myself Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, in the wake of continued Republican partisan obstructionist policies, have decided to draft a resolution condemning the Bush Family tree. We feel strongly that the evil that resides in George W. Bush has resided in the Bush family for generations.
Since our Resolution to condemn the Armenian genocide failed to gain traction, we have decided that what would be easier to pass than a resolution condemning a President with very low approval ratings. Below is a list drafted by myself and Ms. Pelosi, and signed by over forty Democrat Senators.
We the Democrat controlled Senate do hereby agree to the Condemnation of the entire Bush Family Tree:
1) George Bush (1796-1859) a Biblical scholar, wrote a book detailing the life of "Mohammed". Therefore George W. Bush is responsible for all Islamic unrest since the 18th century, and for generationally inbred religious intolerance.
2) Samuel P. Bush was an advisor to Herbert Hoover, thus George W. Bush is responsible for the "Great Depression".
3) Franklin Delano Roosevelt was a distant cousin of George W. Bush, therfore George W. Bush is responsible for interning Japanese American citizens. Additionally, George W. Bush is responsible for allowing Pearl Harbor, like the Twin Towers, to be attacked.
4) Prescott Bush was involved in banking transactions with Fritz Thysson, an early financier of the "Nazi Party". Therefore George W. Bush is responsible for the deaths of millions in World War II.
5) John F. Kerry in a 9th cousin removed to George W. Bush, therefore George W. Bush is responsible for depriving America of a great Democrat President.
6) Barbara Bush for bringing George W. Bush into the world.
We are demanding the immediate resignation of George W. Bush and all Bush family tree members serving in public employment.