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Thread: Democrat Resolution to Condemn B U S H Family Tree

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    conservative

    Democrat Resolution to Condemn B U S H Family Tree

    Democrat Resolution to Condemn Bush Family Tree




    "The Democrat leadership, myself Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, in the wake of continued Republican partisan obstructionist policies, have decided to draft a resolution condemning the Bush Family tree. We feel strongly that the evil that resides in George W. Bush has resided in the Bush family for generations.

    Since our Resolution to condemn the Armenian genocide failed to gain traction, we have decided that what would be easier to pass than a resolution condemning a President with very low approval ratings. Below is a list drafted by myself and Ms. Pelosi, and signed by over forty Democrat Senators.

    We the Democrat controlled Senate do hereby agree to the Condemnation of the entire Bush Family Tree:

    1) George Bush (1796-1859) a Biblical scholar, wrote a book detailing the life of "Mohammed". Therefore George W. Bush is responsible for all Islamic unrest since the 18th century, and for generationally inbred religious intolerance.

    2) Samuel P. Bush was an advisor to Herbert Hoover, thus George W. Bush is responsible for the "Great Depression".

    3) Franklin Delano Roosevelt was a distant cousin of George W. Bush, therfore George W. Bush is responsible for interning Japanese American citizens. Additionally, George W. Bush is responsible for allowing Pearl Harbor, like the Twin Towers, to be attacked.

    4) Prescott Bush was involved in banking transactions with Fritz Thysson, an early financier of the "Nazi Party". Therefore George W. Bush is responsible for the deaths of millions in World War II.

    5) John F. Kerry in a 9th cousin removed to George W. Bush, therefore George W. Bush is responsible for depriving America of a great Democrat President.

    6) Barbara Bush for bringing George W. Bush into the world.

    We are demanding the immediate resignation of George W. Bush and all Bush family tree members serving in public employment.


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    TurnBackTheClock

    Re: Democrat Resolution to Condemn B U S H Family Tree

    As funny as that post sounds, it would not surprise me if it happened for real! It seems our government enjoys wasting OUR money! LOL!

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    Migi e!

    Re: Democrat Resolution to Condemn B U S H Family Tree

    Molly Ivins is turning over in her grave!!!!

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    Dr.Knuckles

    Re: Democrat Resolution to Condemn B U S H Family Tree

    Wait till they get back 7 generations to the point where they find out the first ever Bush was born in manger in Fort Worth, to a vigin mother.

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    steezer

    Re: Democrat Resolution to Condemn B U S H Family Tree

    Could we start a new forum on PH called "Not Funny Political Humor." That way we would have a place to move all of Conservative's posts. Sheesh!

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    conservative

    Re: Democrat Resolution to Condemn B U S H Family Tree

    Quote Originally Posted by steezer View Post
    Could we start a new forum on PH called "Not Funny Political Humor." That way we would have a place to move all of Conservative's posts. Sheesh!
    You are living proof that Liberals have no sense of humor....:therethere:

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    Inkslinger

    Re: Democrat Resolution to Condemn B U S H Family Tree

    I suggest they neuter all Bush males until the dynasty is obsolete.
    Hopefully (and doubtfully) Cheney's Man/Daughter won't bear puppies.

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    steezer

    Re: Democrat Resolution to Condemn B U S H Family Tree

    Quote Originally Posted by conservative View Post
    You are living proof that Liberals have no sense of humor....:therethere:
    I wasn't trying to be funny. I'm just trying to get PH to create a new forum just for you.

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    bla bla

    Re: Democrat Resolution to Condemn B U S H Family Tree

    A humorous way of pointing out that the "old boy network" is
    capable of getting any brain dead moron into office.

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    Zarathustra

    Re: Democrat Resolution to Condemn B U S H Family Tree

    Quote Originally Posted by Inkslinger View Post
    I suggest they neuter all Bush males until the dynasty is obsolete.
    Hopefully (and doubtfully) Cheney's Man/Daughter won't bear puppies.
    Attacking their kids Inky? That's low....

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