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    Quote Originally Posted by bonncaruso View Post
    At the intense urging of my esteemed colleague @boontito, I hereby officially open the PH Political Haiku thread.

    A standard Haiku is a three line poem, according to a strict form:

    -the first line has 5 syllables
    -the second line has 7 syllables
    -the third line has 5 syllables.

    All said and told, 17 syllables.

    Let's take gardening for an example:

    Crocus, Rose, Tulip,
    My thumbs are getting dirty,
    the feeling is green.


    So, politics:

    1.) Electoral College

    Electors abound
    Two hundred and seventy
    is magic number!


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    Huckabee "taxes" press

    Press "presses" on familiarity

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