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    Carrying big sticks
    Is something Presidents do
    While speaking softly
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    McCain and Romney
    Couldn't beat the usurper
    Must suck to be them

    for the sands of time
    have shifted beneath their feet
    Must wear better boots.
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    Wisdom to retain:
    Bush said "don't forget Poland",
    Where's my retainer?

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    Larry Craig, bathroom,
    toetapping all the day through,
    "Inches" opened up.
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    Politics, like sex,
    is a matter of knowing
    just when to pull out.
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    Nixon, oh Nixon
    A presidential nightmare
    Checkers still loved you

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    Give me a cell phone!
    Obama don't you hear me?
    I got your number!
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    Haikus kind of suck
    Most do not rhyme worth a fuck
    Like this final line

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    Computers in schools.
    More flexible than Bibles
    Very progressive

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    Which is the answer?
    Torah, Bible, Or Koran?
    Maybe all.......or none

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