Thread: Political Haikus

Inhofe lightning strike?
alternative energy
put to good use

Solyndra my love
You said you'd help raise our son
So sad you left us

It's a confusion
to think that reason is dead
so...open season.

Number one giver
To Obama and Romney -
Our pal Goldman Sachs.

Like cotton candy
Campaign donations vanish
Empty calories

Empty calories
Sugar is the drug of choice
Tax the pop bottles!

I liked John McCain
His sign in my yard before
Then he picked Sarah

Assclowns at Nerdprom?
But, Sarah, two years ago
you assclowned right there!

Legitimate rape
Oh Todd Akin, where are you
Your words make me laugh

Pres. Obama said
"To know him is to like him!"
Was he serious?