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    Political Haikus

    At the intense urging of my esteemed colleague @boontito, I hereby officially open the PH Political Haiku thread.

    A standard Haiku is a three line poem, according to a strict form:

    -the first line has 5 syllables
    -the second line has 7 syllables
    -the third line has 5 syllables.

    All said and told, 17 syllables.

    Let's take gardening for an example:

    Crocus, Rose, Tulip,
    My thumbs are getting dirty,
    the feeling is green.


    So, politics:

    1.) Electoral College

    Electors abound
    Two hundred and seventy
    is magic number!


    So, have fun!!!
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    Barack's Cabinet
    Filled With Intelligent Folks
    Yet, No Jelly Beans

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    A double-headed coin flip

    Is no choice at all
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    I wasted my thanks

    On all these stupid haikus

    Now I am thankless

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    A sequestration

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    I'm missing my flight

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    A sequestration

    Air traffic controllers out

    I'm missing my flight
    Too bad senator

    Try living the way we do

    For a fucking change
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    Birthers want to know

    Where is birth certificate?

    Barack says it's here

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