Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas . In my favorite
a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached
and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of
The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and
legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
Medal in track and field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs". Several years ago a
was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a
train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them
she's running for President.