The Lone Ranger is caught by a gang of outlaws. They have a noose around his neck, ready to hang him. The leader of the gang says "So, Lone Ranger, you have a last request?" Lone Ranger says "Yes, I'd like to talk to my horse". The bad guy laughs and says "Go ahead! I don't see what good that will do though!"
So, the Lone Ranger whispers to Silver. Silver takes off like a bat out of Hell.
Meanwhile, the Lone Ranger attempts to stall for time. Just as the bad guys start to notice the stalling, here comes Silver with about 25 bar room girls.
The Lone Ranger looks up, then hangs his head and says "Goddammit, Silver. I said POSSE!"
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"