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    Wonderful News, America!!

    Finally! They GOT him! They FINALLY got him!

    The Trump administration is happy to announce the capture of the radical Islamic terrorist responsible for the heinous and horrific Bowling Green Massacre, when more than ten thousand innocent Americans were murdered in cold blood, in their sleep!

    The suspect was captured in Sweden, after raping three young innocent Swedish blonde bombshells, all at the same time.

    The suspect's name is Abdul Mohammed Jose Lopez.

    Not only is he a radical Muslim, he's ALSO a Mexican! A radical Muslim Mexican who illegally swam across the Rio Grande only a week before the horrendous Bowling Green Massacre, the worst terrorist attack in American history!

    They're terrorists! They're rapists! We gotta get TOUGH, America! We can't afford to be squeamish. People like this have GOT to be tortured!

    President Trump has demanded the IMMEDIATE extradition of the suspect from Sweden, failing which, he will have no choice but to nuke Stockholm.

    This message brought to you by the Department of Homeland Propaganda, bamboozling low-info voters and the poorly educated all across America.

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    Fox news approves this message.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigLeRoy View Post
    Finally! They GOT him! They FINALLY got him!

    The Trump administration is happy to announce the capture of the radical Islamic terrorist responsible for the heinous and horrific Bowling Green Massacre, when more than ten thousand innocent Americans were murdered in cold blood, in their sleep!

    The suspect was captured in Sweden, after raping three young innocent Swedish blonde bombshells, all at the same time.

    The suspect's name is Abdul Mohammed Jose Lopez.

    Not only is he a radical Muslim, he's ALSO a Mexican! A radical Muslim Mexican who illegally swam across the Rio Grande only a week before the horrendous Bowling Green Massacre, the worst terrorist attack in American history!

    They're terrorists! They're rapists! We gotta get TOUGH, America! We can't afford to be squeamish. People like this have GOT to be tortured!

    President Trump has demanded the IMMEDIATE extradition of the suspect from Sweden, failing which, he will have no choice but to nuke Stockholm.

    This message brought to you by the Department of Homeland Propaganda, bamboozling low-info voters and the poorly educated all across America.
    5 Star,LeRoy! I can not tell you how relieved I am to hear that! I shall sleep well tonight. Did Trump capture him all by himself? I am sure he did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryAnne View Post
    5 Star,LeRoy! I can not tell you how relieved I am to hear that! I shall sleep well tonight. Did Trump capture him all by himself? I am sure he did.
    Sadly, Donald Trump cannot claim credit for the capture. He was at his wonderful and beautiful Mar-A-Lago resort at the time of the capture, planning on how to bring TRILLIONS of jobs back to America.

    The suspect was captured by Kellyanne Conway, who was cleverly disguised as a Swedish blonde bombshell, luring the evil suspect into a room where Steve Bannon snuck up behind him and bonked him in the head with one of President Trump's gold-plated golf clubs.
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    Trump has a lot of Obamas mess to clean up unfortunately.

    Thankfully he is up to the task.

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    WARNING

    Moving to Political Humor.

    Thanks from Bronwyn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spookycolt View Post
    Trump has a lot of Obamas mess to clean up unfortunately.

    Thankfully he is up to the task.
    dunno about "up" to the task - looks a bit shorter than Obama and about 40 pounds heavier, to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigLeRoy View Post
    Finally! They GOT him! They FINALLY got him!

    The Trump administration is happy to announce the capture of the radical Islamic terrorist responsible for the heinous and horrific Bowling Green Massacre, when more than ten thousand innocent Americans were murdered in cold blood, in their sleep!

    The suspect was captured in Sweden, after raping three young innocent Swedish blonde bombshells, all at the same time.

    The suspect's name is Abdul Mohammed Jose Lopez.

    Not only is he a radical Muslim, he's ALSO a Mexican! A radical Muslim Mexican who illegally swam across the Rio Grande only a week before the horrendous Bowling Green Massacre, the worst terrorist attack in American history!

    They're terrorists! They're rapists! We gotta get TOUGH, America! We can't afford to be squeamish. People like this have GOT to be tortured!

    President Trump has demanded the IMMEDIATE extradition of the suspect from Sweden, failing which, he will have no choice but to nuke Stockholm.

    This message brought to you by the Department of Homeland Propaganda, bamboozling low-info voters and the poorly educated all across America.
    SMART ASS!

    (I love smart asses)
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    Now,you tell me Mcduff! I thought this was really true. Now,I have to start worrying that the Muslim,Mexican Left wing Terrorist is still around raping in Bowling Green on his way to Sweden!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Macduff View Post
    WARNING

    Moving to Political Humor.

    Call it humor if you must, but this is the kind of knuckle-headedness that the Trump administration is giving us. TOTALLY made-up terrorist attacks.
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