Finally! They GOT him! They FINALLY got him!
The Trump administration is happy to announce the capture of the radical Islamic terrorist responsible for the heinous and horrific Bowling Green Massacre, when more than ten thousand innocent Americans were murdered in cold blood, in their sleep!
The suspect was captured in Sweden, after raping three young innocent Swedish blonde bombshells, all at the same time.
The suspect's name is Abdul Mohammed Jose Lopez.
Not only is he a radical Muslim, he's ALSO a Mexican! A radical Muslim Mexican who illegally swam across the Rio Grande only a week before the horrendous Bowling Green Massacre, the worst terrorist attack in American history!
They're terrorists! They're rapists! We gotta get TOUGH, America! We can't afford to be squeamish. People like this have GOT to be tortured!
President Trump has demanded the IMMEDIATE extradition of the suspect from Sweden, failing which, he will have no choice but to nuke Stockholm.
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