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    Mike Pence Unisex Toilet

    Mike Pence has today used the power vested to him as Vice President of the United States to issue a proclamation that nobody in his house is allowed to use the unisex toilet adjoining the spare bedroom.



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    I don't use toilets after a guy does since they piss all over the seat.

    Thankfully I can use the girls now since I turn transgender every time I have to go to the bathroom.

    Sorry for the tinkles ladies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spookycolt View Post
    I don't use toilets after a guy does since they piss all over the seat.

    Thankfully I can use the girls now since I turn transgender every time I have to go to the bathroom.

    Sorry for the tinkles ladies.
    So, you pretend to be blind when you ride the bus, pretend to be transgender to go into women's bathrooms, you've pretended to be atheist here before, or are now pretending to be a devout Christian, not sure which. I guess this shit is a regular part of your day then...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spookycolt View Post
    I don't use toilets after a guy does since they piss all over the seat.

    Thankfully I can use the girls now since I turn transgender every time I have to go to the bathroom.

    Sorry for the tinkles ladies.
    They only piss on the seat cause they know you are next to use it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Minotaur View Post
    Mike Pence has today used the power vested to him as Vice President of the United States to issue a proclamation that nobody in his house is allowed to use the unisex toilet adjoining the spare bedroom.



    Mike Pence horrified to discover unisex toilet in own house | The Chaser
    When i read the title i though Pence was letting male and female use his mouth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by April15 View Post
    They only piss on the seat cause they know you are next to use it.
    I bet the women in his life do too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spookycolt View Post
    I don't use toilets after a guy does since they piss all over the seat.

    Thankfully I can use the girls now since I turn transgender every time I have to go to the bathroom.

    Sorry for the tinkles ladies.
    As long as you know the toilet seat lid rule you are fine. Use the dang toilet seat covers. You made me think though...it would be nice if the sinks had flexible spray faucets to clean up after you:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Minotaur View Post
    As long as you know the toilet seat lid rule you are fine. Use the dang toilet seat covers. You made me think though...it would be nice if the sinks had flexible spray faucets to clean up after you:

    I don't use public washrooms, period, for that reason. Never know who used it before you, what kind of diseases they may have been carrying... No thanks. Wait till I get home
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Man View Post
    I don't use public washrooms, period, for that reason. Never know who used it before you, what kind of diseases they may have been carrying... No thanks. Wait till I get home
    Same here!! I can't stand public rest rooms. You can train yourself to be a camel if you want too. I will at work, since I know everyone and teachers have their own bathroom that we keep spotless...and they are segregated, male and female. Out in public, NEVER unless it is a bar and I have drank a lot, then I wait until it is ready to spew out of my ears before I break down and use it. If it smells, I walk right out and go home. LOL I can't imagine how anyone can poop at work...LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Man View Post
    I don't use public washrooms, period, for that reason. Never know who used it before you, what kind of diseases they may have been carrying... No thanks. Wait till I get home
    See what I mean? If we had disinfecting hoses in the bathrooms to spray it down fist and maybe blow dry the toilet, this holding until you wet your pants would not happen. I'm a genius! Haha
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