In a startling revelation, the president of the United States of America, Donal Trump, today told reporters that he is actually willing start a dialog about issues pertaining to this country.
"After all, I am the president" he intimated.
Also, Trump admitted that being president "kind of blew chunks."
"A lot of people make fun of you no matter what you say or do and while some people think you're OK, others want you in jail or deported."
He also said that he still can't figure out how download songs to his iPhone and everyone lets him win at ping pong.