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    If you go to the real Mail ( I try not to) there's a column to the right of any story with teasers to celebrity articles commenting on women's looks, weight gain/loss, sexiness (as young as 12) stage of pregnancy/marital state. it's just appalling.

    Then there are the headlines!

    The 15 Most Daily Mail Headlines Ever | The Huffington Post

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    "British youths are 'the most unpleasant and violent in the world': Damning verdict of writer as globe reacts to riots"

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    immigrants Stiff widowed single mom at Cracker Barrel.

    Instead of leaving a tip they simply wrote alahu Akbar or, "god is good"
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    Oakland Raiders to Relocate to Las Vegas:

    Horde of angry, dangerous, and unpredictable men dressed in all black descend on wholesome American venue, REFUSING to reveal "playbook"! Few details known and suspicion grows as non-minorities remain curious what they're hiding beneath their headgear!
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    Oakland Raiders to Relocate to Las Vegas:

    Horde of angry, dangerous, and unpredictable men dressed in all black descend on wholesome American venue, REFUSING to reveal "playbook"! Few details known and suspicion grows as non-minorities remain curious what they're hiding beneath their unusual headwear!

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    Planes continue to leave Middle East carrying "passengers" in all directions. Is an attack imminent?
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    Nomadic Canadian man of questionable origin vows to drive through America on quest for brown food named in honor of foreign monarchs.
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    It's actually an interesting cultural difference I've noticed. British or (to a much lesser extent) Canadian or Auz/ NZ or South African hate tabloids will attack foreigners or people on welfare. The "us" is white Christian natives and the "them" is foreign hordes of violent freeloaders.

    American hate tabloids don't do that. They hate the same people but they don't attack them, they attack "liberals". The "us" is white Christian conservative MALE Americans and the "them" is liberal Americans.

    Different vibe.

    The Daily Mail probably shreds those female celebrities to entertain female readers.

    But the USs National Enquirer with their "Bill Clinton is gay", "Obama is African", "Hillary worships Satan" Schlick is for older male readers.

    I didn't realize during the US election that the National Enquirer was pulling for Trump non-stop. It's in supermarkets but I hadn't noticed. It's really interesting. Apparently the owner is a personal friend of Trump.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    Nomadic Canadian man of questionable origin vows to drive through America on quest for brown food named in honor of foreign monarchs.
    Lol.

    Count Chocula.

    "Romanian mass murderer featured on children's cereal box. Are Muslim welfare moms satisfied?"
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    Trump and entire family abducted by aliens!


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