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    Write your own "Daily Mail" headline

    Why let the creative "journalists" at The UKs "The Daily Mail" have all the fun. Now you too can write a "Daily Mail" headline.

    Its simple. Take a real life event, but twist it to make it terrifying and make someone look like a criminal or an idiot. That person has to be A) Young people, B) a foreigner, C) a Muslim.


    Ill start.

    The Titanic: "Thousands dead, two continents in fear, and Navy in chaos as cruise ship built partially by Muslims sinks on maiden voyage. Shipmaker cannot verify how many Muslims worked in shipyard, number could be as high as ten. Was this really an accident?"
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    Tanya Harding assault on Nancy Kerrigan.

    "Kristina Yamaguchi, Japanese immigrant, does NOTHING as Nancy Kerrigan viciously attacked. Politically correct IOC officials, mostly European, refuse to acknowledge Asian lack of effort to stop assault. Don't even say "Japanese" in 5 minute press conference."

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    Trump gets One Trillion Dollars for Nuclear Codes and Pimps out Melania in the Deal !!!

    Trump has sold North Korea access to the US nuclear codes for a fee of a trillion dollars payable to Ivanka. Trump has promised to fly to North Korea himself and pick up the payment and give the Korean Dictator a turn at having sex with Milania as a show of good faith.
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    I give up. I can't compete with the real ones.

    " Muslim bus drivers refuse to let guide dogs on board"

    I can't top that.
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    Too tired to climb the stairs and go to bed: for the 3rd time in 5 days Sparta drank a scotch crafted by scots and watched a b movie written and produced by millennials, now he's too fucking tired to go to bed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eve1 View Post
    Trump gets One Trillion Dollars for Nuclear Codes and Pimps out Melania in the Deal !!!

    Trump has sold North Korea access to the US nuclear codes for a fee of a trillion dollars payable to Ivanka. Trump has promised to fly to North Korea himself and pick up the payment and give the Korean Dictator a turn at having sex with Milania as a show of good faith.
    I'm sorry. This one is disqualified. Donald Trump is a white, Anglo Saxon male. He would never be mentioned in the Daily Mail.

    This goes in an MSNBC headline thread.

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    112% of 12th graders can't do basic math, says new study. Hungarian offspring riding education visas are driving down national scores.

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    Read how Jameson and Kill Command led to the school lunch shaming of a local man, greenmanville school superintendent Xia Zyng posted to social media photos of a school lunch containing gluten free Girl Scout cookies, string cheese, orange juice and a brown banana. Sources say the children did not have their homework and barely made the bus, driver Yolanda Guzman was quoted as saying "them kids didn't even brush their hair I don't think". Click for photos

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    "Princess Diana mollested by Arabic prince boyfriend after crash. Too injured to cry for help. Was impregnated womb stolen from morgue by swarthy Italians?"
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