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    Tax Returns

    President Trump is giving a speech when a young female stands up.

    "Show us your tax returns!" she exclaims.

    Trump looks at her for a minute and replies, "No and I have hidden them in a spot where no one will find them."

    "Where is that?" she asks.

    "Underneath former President Obama's birth certificate." he answers.

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    You Birthers are so cute.

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    Ahhhh..so judgemental. Sorry to disappointment. I am not a birther.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinister_robot View Post
    President Trump is giving a speech when a young female stands up.

    "Show us your tax returns!" she exclaims.

    Trump looks at her for a minute and replies, "No and I have hidden them in a spot where no one will find them."

    "Where is that?" she asks.

    "Underneath former President Obama's birth certificate." he answers.

    ...She laughs and asks: Donald... Are you flip flopping again?

    Donald: I promise to release my tax returns when Congress passes Health reform and We build the Southern Wall.

    The crowd dies laughing.

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    The only error in your "joke" is that we have actually seen Obamas birth certificate, both the short and long forms, certified by the governor of Hawaii, where are Trumps tax returns?
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldGaffer View Post
    The only error in your "joke" is that we have actually seen Obamas birth certificate, both the short and long forms, certified by the governor of Hawaii, where are Trumps tax returns?
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    Trump tweet-asks Charlie the Unicorn whether he should release his tax returns.



    Charlie the Unicorn never tweets back.

    The moral of the story...Never tweet a Unicorn for advice Donald, Unicorns don't have thumbs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldGaffer View Post
    The only error in your "joke" is that we have actually seen Obamas birth certificate, both the short and long forms, certified by the governor of Hawaii, where are Trumps tax returns?
    And we have seen the Required Finiancial statements of Donald Trump.. Which he more freely released than obama did his Birth Certificate.

    But then again, silly Liberals don't understand the law... Or why the law Requires a finiancial disclosure document instead of Tax Returns to be released.

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    ^^^"Trust me"^^^^^^you and Trump are a joke^^^^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinister_robot View Post
    President Trump is giving a speech when a young female stands up.

    "Show us your tax returns!" she exclaims.

    Trump looks at her for a minute and replies, "No and I have hidden them in a spot where no one will find them."

    "Where is that?" she asks.

    "Underneath former President Obama's birth certificate." he answers.


    LOL,,, oh, I thought you would say he hid them under Saddam's WMD's, so that means they are under a chair in the Oval Office, right?

    Or maybe they are in one of those FEMA trailers in NOLA?

    Could be, you never know.

    Maybe they are stuffed up Melania's V-jay jay......

    After all, I would argue Trump hasn't been there in a while either.

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